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Avast ye scurvy sons o' lubbers! Ahoy, ye saucy wenches! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://"http://www.talklikeapirate.com/" target="_blank")!
If yer speech be hopelessly land-bound, there be hope for ye yet: the swabs at LoadingReadyRun can help ye. (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkQC0e91Nc" target="_blank")
And if ye be seekin' t' sing like a pirate, here be Kevin Kline (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7SVMVrick" target="_blank"), a fine sea-dog t' coach ye in piratical performance.
(An' if ye seek t' be plunderin' north o' th' forty-ninth, best listen t' these lubbers (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmA8Lhnlx4&feature=related" target="_blank").)
Now get t' plunderin', me hearties!