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Title: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 14, 2010, 04:24:22 PM
Belt of the Hill Giant ( +3 STR )      Level Req: 17

Discovered by our seller from the depths of the Deep! This item grants the wearer humongerous powers like never seen before! Lift entire houses and castles over your head and hurl them like pebbles!

Price: 40, 000 True



Cloak of the Nymph +3    Level Req: 13

It is said this cloak was given to our seller by a powerful elven sorceress, who it was said, was so beautiful, men would become captivated by her beauty and sit all day and stare at her in awe... forever and ever.. for all time.... or ..... until they got hungry.
Price: 40, 000 True



Ever wanted to eat an ox... whole?? Or be so tough that men throw boulders at you and they bounce off? Well now you can!
These boots on offer from our seller, will allow you to do all those things and more!
On Auction for a mere 20,000 True! Who will start the bidding?


[SIZE=18]Auction:[/SIZE]

Boots of Hardiness +3  ( Level Req 19 )
Starting Bid: 20,000
End when no more bids after 24 hours.


[SIZE=13]Presented by the Happy Halfing Selling service on behalf of seller.[/SIZE]
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Filatus on October 14, 2010, 04:48:58 PM
20,000 trues for the boots.

~Hardragh
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Masterjack on October 14, 2010, 05:00:04 PM
22,000 trues for the boots

Beli
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on October 14, 2010, 05:25:16 PM
25,000 True for the boots.

~Steel
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: merlin34baseball on October 14, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
*Chaynce walks by and stops and pens a note*

The belt... for 40,000, consider it sold.

Send word to Stormhaven Manor.

Please step over the drunken paladins when you walk up the path to the house. They get mad if you step on them.

Signed,
Chaynce Baldu'muur
Protector of Toran's Chosen
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Serissa on October 14, 2010, 05:31:08 PM
Ferrit Pandorn will buy the Hill Giant belt for 40,000 trues.
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Filatus on October 14, 2010, 06:03:27 PM
40,000 for the boots

~Hardragh
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Alazira on October 14, 2010, 06:16:55 PM
40,000 for the Cloak
--Caly


45,000 for the belt
--Zira *with a heart drawn around her name*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: merlin34baseball on October 14, 2010, 06:20:34 PM
*walks by the note again and mutters...*

"Hells... it dun' say nuthin' bout an action fer tha' belt."

*wonders where he can ring the happy halflings neck*

//if its an auction please say so.... and no offense Alazira!:)//
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 14, 2010, 06:24:25 PM
Sold! To the... er... Toranite over there!
*to Chaynce*

Sold! To the fair lady!
*to Caly*

And sorry miss.... *sighs to Zira* .. the belt was a "first come , first served" and not an auction. But do try the boots dear miss!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Alazira on October 14, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Can't blame a girl for trying...or being too busy to read properly.  *smiley face drawn here*  

Zira *with a heart around her name*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Pseudonym on October 14, 2010, 06:52:43 PM
45,000 for the boots.

Arkolio

*Two love hearts are drawn around his name as well as a bouquet of flowers and some bluebirds circling around what appears to be sparkling motes of sunlight. Faintly, in the background, deer and bunnies frolic and prance. The 'o's in Arkolio's name have little cherubic faces drawn within.*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 14, 2010, 07:11:47 PM
I hear 45,000 from Mrs Arkolio ... *waving the distinctively feminine letter in his hand* ... do I hear anymore?
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Lareth on October 14, 2010, 08:39:14 PM
50,000 for the boots

~Lareth Vathach~
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: jrizz on October 14, 2010, 09:01:13 PM
55,000 for the boots

wren
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Masterjack on October 14, 2010, 09:03:50 PM
60,000 for the boots

Beli
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Dorax Windsmith on October 14, 2010, 09:14:15 PM
65,000 for the boots

~Vladimir Vladistock
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Lareth on October 14, 2010, 09:33:02 PM
70,000 for the boots

~Lareth Vathach~
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Dorax Windsmith on October 14, 2010, 10:24:24 PM
75,000

~Vladimir
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Lareth on October 14, 2010, 10:30:01 PM
80,000 trues

~Lareth~
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on October 14, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
82,000. For the Boots.

~Steel
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Harlas Ravelkione on October 15, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
*gulps* Nointey thuhsan' fer 'em boots! *bellows Kobal*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 15, 2010, 02:08:50 AM
*an open-mouthed, wide-eyed halfling faints at the huge sum of True offered.*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: davidhoff on October 15, 2010, 05:04:08 AM
100,000 true for the boots

Tralek
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Dorax Windsmith on October 15, 2010, 05:43:13 AM
110,000

~Vladimir
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Masterjack on October 15, 2010, 06:23:16 AM
I'm out...too much fer a bloody pair a boots. Yea might think they were hand crafted by Dorand himself, wit deh proice deh be goin fer now. Dat or yea all have some sort a weird foot fetish.
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on October 15, 2010, 09:18:17 AM
I'm going with the foot fetish, Master Tenker. 112,000 for the boots, please.
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Filatus on October 15, 2010, 09:33:12 AM
To see the one who steals these boots away from me, spend himself into poverty will at least be a small consolation. Call it a phyrric auction!

150,000!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Kaail on October 15, 2010, 12:57:07 PM
//I don't have this sort of money....or level :(
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Harlas Ravelkione on October 15, 2010, 12:59:57 PM
180,000 true.

Kobal
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: miltonyorkcastle on October 15, 2010, 02:44:16 PM
/// @Kaail: no worries, there will be other chances to get good, unique stuff for your level coming up soon. :) And the prices won't be crazy like this is for the epic drops. And now, back to the topic at hand... ///

**Steel taps his chin** "Hm, hm, hm.... I'm not sure they're worth quite that much to me... but we'll see... I might change my mind...."
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 15, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
* There are several gentle thuds, like the sound a stone makes when it hits soft earth. Kind of like... Thhumpff!

These are the sounds of halflings fainting. *
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: davidhoff on October 15, 2010, 05:55:46 PM
200,000 true for the boots

Tralek
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: RollinsCat on October 15, 2010, 06:33:29 PM
*hangs out by the auction, watching the bidding and making some side bets on how high it will go*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: jadewillow on October 15, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
*Flynn walks up to the auction and scratches his chin*

"Hmm, boots or a house?....."

"Neither, that can buy a lot of ale *laughs*"

*Flynn leaves heading towards the tavern*
Title: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: ystrday on October 15, 2010, 10:48:50 PM
*Tegan walks up behind Sall, looking to see what he's interested in. He would be able to hear her give a small gasp. Blinking, Tegan looks from the notice and all the bids, and more importantly the bidding prices.*

Ohh noo Captain, if you're wanting a pair of boots like that, we'll go find the Plonkerettes and go find them ourselves!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: mixafix on October 16, 2010, 03:56:15 AM
Another  halfling quickly appears at the auction, notices the ones swooned on the floor shaking his head he mutters "Amatoors, uh huh, looosers! Okay people listen up here's we what we got and I ain't repeating this not once not ever...Boots of epic smelliness , they are you know epic right look you want them or not I can do you say 3 pairs for a hundred big ones hey what I'll even throw in the towel eh come on - am I good to you or what!"
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Harlas Ravelkione on October 16, 2010, 03:56:25 PM
210,000 true for the boots.

Kobal
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 16, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
* Sall shakes his head at Tegan and laughs*

Ya bloody kidding me? I wouldn't pay that much fer some bloody boots! Kobal and Tralek need their bloody head screwing on properly. An if I ever see tha' guy who's selling them... I swear.. I'm gonna mug him on general principal.

* Sall takes her by the arm and leads her off through the market square. Then foolishly adds a little later on*

Just think though.. that much True for selling nothing more than a pair of boots. Just imagine how much I'd get fer you.

* And in the background, another soft, gentle thud as the Auctioneer himself faints at the ridiculous amount of True now on offer, and Liar takes over*

// This is crazy.. I expected 80k for these boots. But keep going!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: RollinsCat on October 16, 2010, 05:49:36 PM
*leans to a spectator*  I'm thinking they'll take it a little short of a quarter-million - one hundred True says it'll hit two-twenty-five...
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Filatus on October 16, 2010, 05:58:11 PM
"Not walking away thinking what if..  250,000 true!"
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: RollinsCat on October 16, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Muse!  *shells out a hundred True and ups his next bet to two-seventy-five*

//Edit: Andrew is betting on how much the boots will go for, not on the boots themselves - flavor rp only here.  Taking side bets!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: davidhoff on October 16, 2010, 11:17:02 PM
*Tralek walks up to the auction with his hands over his ears, pushing past the spectators and town guards.  He looks at the auction board and notices Kobal's last bet of 210,000, but then see's some unrecognizable "scribble" in the other amounts.  He asks the Auctioneer to please read back the last accepted bet amount.  To that he will add 20,000.*

//sorry, but not sure if Filatus is betting 250,000 or if Rollins is betting 275,000, but Tralek will add 20,000 to the last valid bet.  (ie, if Kobal's bet of 210k is the last, then Tralek goes to 230k).
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 17, 2010, 03:55:00 AM
*since most of the halflings of the Happy Halfling Bidding service are currently being fanned and brought around by spectators, the crowd itself keeps the bidding going *

We see 270,000 True to Mr Tralek... are there any more?!
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Makashi on October 17, 2010, 09:03:08 AM
*G'ork raises his arm*

280,000.
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Chazzler on October 17, 2010, 09:22:32 AM
*Görmungard walks into the trade hall and stops at the high prices, after hearing what is being auctioned he just adds*

Yehr all nuts.
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: RollinsCat on October 17, 2010, 09:47:54 AM
*shelling out another hundred True to a smugly grinning bettor, Andrew stomps off to the bank and returns with a heavier pouch*

It's going to hit three hundred and ten thousand, mark my words!  *waves a pouch around*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: davidhoff on October 17, 2010, 04:08:52 PM
300,000 true for the bloody boots

Tralek
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: LordCove on October 18, 2010, 05:26:11 PM
Sold For 300,000 True!

8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: Masterjack on October 18, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
I hope he knows der used boots *shakes head*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: davidhoff on October 18, 2010, 09:14:23 PM
*Tralek rides slowly up to the auction table on his grey stallion, Schnapps.  He looks over at the "sold" sign and says quietly "So it is done".  He then hands the Halflings a small bag of true and a parchment with his contact information on it.  "This is a gratuity for you my fair halflings for a job well done.  I will collect the boots in a time soon to come."

With that he gives the Halflings a small nod and a half-wave and makes his way through the now-hushed crowd.*
Title: Re: Epical Items for Sale!
Post by: pelordaes7 on August 04, 2011, 02:55:44 PM
you freaks! lol
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