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Just for Fun / RE: Game Mark II
« on: June 27, 2005, 01:23:00 PM »
Dopey

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Just for Fun / RE: Wacky Spells - NO LIMITS!!!
« on: June 23, 2005, 09:34:00 AM »
Heres one for ya...

Unknown Meal: Summons one Hot Pocket per 3 levels of the caster (up to the maximum of 3 Hot Pockets).  The Hot Pockets' effects are random and are as follows:

    ...Summons a Giant Penguin to be your loyal servant for 2 hours per caster level
    ...Heals all damage that you have suffered
    ...Gives you an extra life so that when you die, you are ressurected (only works once)
    ...Instantly kills you
    ...Lowers all ability scores by 4
    ...Makes you invisible for 1 turn per level
    ...Gives you the ability Dragon Breath (only used once) that does 20d6 fire damage and 10d6 acid damage to all creatures in the area of effect
    ...Damages you until you're left with only 1 HP
    ...Transforms you into a Mosquito that has 2000 HP and has the suck blood ability that gives the enemy West Nile and recovers your HP
    ...A giant Meteor comes and crushes all creatures (including yourself) withi nthe area of effect
    ...Casts all protection spells in the book upon you
    ...Casts all protection spells in the book upon the closest enemy
    ...makes you sneeze

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Just for Fun / RE: Cake or death?
« on: June 23, 2005, 09:13:00 AM »
Hmmm...  maybe you can eat a cake with those weird pills in them and then die by getting the pills stuck in your windpipe!  yay!  Or maybe you can get stabbed by a sword...  that works too...

So my vote goes to the penguins

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