A Dwarf Looking for an Oak Shortbow...

[Diamondedge]

I warnt thart halmut. Ah nid a bow. Ah'll pay a boonch fer eht. Say, 2500?

[Zhofe]

I can make one for less if you can bring me a branch of stout Oak.

[Filatus]

*A dwarf walks by and reads the note of overhears the remark, whatever be the case*

Ye durn'd ELVEN PANSY, bows be fur them treehuggers. Git yerself a proper dwarven bow, an axe to throw at them vermin!!

[Diamondedge]

SHORTBOW'S FER A DURNED HALMUT!!!! GRAAA!!

*tears the notice down, burns it and goes out to smash some goblins. Definitely NOT his day*