*He dumps a lesser rogue armor and a shafow hood on the sergeants desk and says:*
Ae foond dem items 'n e unconscious rogue by thee name 'f Tobias, so ae be given dem te ye fer safe keepen. Dat thieven rogue ken blooty well come 'n git 'em himself.
Sgt: *raises an eyebrow and scratches head* heeer, what ye mean you took an unconscious persons' clotheing from him?
Lokri: Ae be meanen jus' wat ae jus' said *grinning*
Sgt: And ye care te explain what brought you to be doing this...
Lokri: Well ae 'fn ye wish *shrugs* dat blooty rogue, was looter fer 2 runs, 1rst yesterday wit me, Günny he'e 'n Goldwin 'n today wit me, Günny 'gain 'n Seteece. 'N when we be asken him te split yesterdays loot 'n Saudria today, as he'd roon off, fergetting te be splitten thee loot, we tought, he starten te give uus dung 'bout he wasn't looten 'n all 'n den tried te sneak away frem us.
SGT: aye aye, get to thee unconscious part 'n *shakes head* I mean, and, the part ye came to be in possetion of his clothes!
Lokri: well was getten te it when ye interoupted me, wasn't ae Gûnny?
Günter: *nods*
Sgt: *sighs*
Lokri: well so e tried te sneak away frem us 'n him beeen as invisible as e dragon we caught 'em. He whinned and all 'n after ae slapped him fer trying te poull o'n on us he den admitted te haven de gold 'n thee bank so I knocked him out against e wall fer goot mesures 'n dragued him te thee bank 'n...
SGT: YE WHAT?
Lokri: What ye be deaf? *looks at the sgt* oh, aye ae knocked him out, was tired 'f haven te run 'fter him 'll thee time *shrugs*
Günter: *nods nods*
SGT: *sighs and makes a sign to Lokri to go on*
Lokri: so once 'n thee bank told Günny te block thee dorr 'n case he tried 'nyting founy...
Günter: *nods*
Lokri: 'n ae doumped the uncounscious dung 'n thee groud 'n front of the teller den emptied me canteen 'n him te wake him oup.
He got thee gold den tryed te git away 'gain so by dat time was to me patience limits so ae knocked him out 'gain 'n just took thee gold he had stolen from us and his clothes 's well. Ae was tinking dat e wee walk threw thee desert 'n back te Pranzis, naked might make 'em see thee errors 'f his ways 'n 'fn nay, at least nay te try te swindle e dwarf *grumbles* Wrote 'n his chest w'ere his clothen woult be *grins*
Günter: *nods grinning*
Sgt: *shakes head* why didn't ye just sell his clothes and that be thee end it *sighs*
Lokri: *looking shocked* Ae ain't e thief Sgt, ae'll have ye know!
Sgt: aye aye, but I'm the one going to have to fill out the paperwork for all this *grumbles* Now ae take it all mentioned are witnesses to this?
Lokri: Nay Was yesterday wit Goldwin 'n today, Seteece ran off 'n thee forest and wasn't 'round when we cofronted dat thief, was jus' me 'n Günny, he'e 'n once 'n dat bank, thee teller 'n Saundria 'f course *nods to himself*
Sgt: Right, you dwarves names then and we'll contact ye if we need anything from you then get out of me office, the both of you *grumbles*
Lokri: WeaponMaster, Lokri Hrendhamar at yer service *nods*
Günter: Günter Hatt, Axeman
*they walk out of the office*
Sgt: *shakes head as he finishes writting the report and as a slight smile as he dumps the Rogues clothing in a crate.
//OOC: heh heh all this was done in RP beetween Tobias, Günter and myself...and if a GM could pick-up the armor and hood from me I'd appreciate it, let Tobias get them back from the authorities LoL and thanks
Oh and stealing isn't allowed on this server, we played this because me, Tobias and Günter know each other well and have been playing together as those character and as others for a while now...I think the rule is if it a GM isn't present no stealing, in our defense, we where a bit bored waiting for Set to log back on after the crash :p
