***Editors Note: This Crazy looking Half-Orc stopped me in the street and asked me to write this for him, word for word.
***I doubt he would know the difference, but the way he looks, I'm not taking chances. Here is what he wanted to say exactly:
Hullo der! Me Grog. Grog digs one of dat Red Shiny Gems!
(Editors Note: It looks like a Mineral Ruby)
Grog sell for Golds if any wants it. If youz wants dis gems, youz find Grog an asks.
Grog be in Hlint Town lots if youz want see.
Grog thank youz for Reed!
-Grog
// SOLD, Thanks.