Fian Bearsark once told me in a tell regarding Brutus Clawfoot's constant flatulence... "Now THATS a butt-ruckus!" heheh. Never can get that out of my head.
Another was when grouping with Brutus and Bopthor wound up killing one of the cows with a fireball while trying to nuke a wandering boar in Haven. (great druidics, eh?) Then the entire sawrm of chickens went aggro on him and chased him out of town. Brutus sent me a tell which was a paraphrase from the Shadowrun sourcebook... "Mother Nature has taken a side, and it certainly was not with HIM!"
Then there was the discussion with Ozy about the nature of intestinal worms, and how Bjorn was likely about 60% worm weight from having eaten so many slabs of raw meat and monster corpses every day. We would up RPing it out that he did a cursing song on Bjorn's belly so that the parasites would wilt and die to be safely digested, albeit painfully.
