Greetings once again!
I was to be off, but I managed to forget where I was off to, so let me share a few puns I've heard... hic
Fellows, how many dwarves does it take to sharpen a sword? Five, one to sharpen the sword and four to put up enough of a fight to make it worthwhile!
Get it? Oh, I see we have some sensitive dwarves here, let's try another one...
How many elves does it take to light a candle? Three, one to sing, one to dance, one to summon the spiritual guardian of flame forth into the world.
Alright, I get it, elves are also overly sensitive... How about the halflings?
What do you call a halfling diviner who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. hic
I see the dwarves have forgiven me now... And now, a last one before I'm off.
A half-orc is in a store and buying a some bottles of beer, some rations for one, some fasionable underwear, and some Mold Spice (The scent of the moment). The woman at the counter says to him, "So you're single?" The half-orc startled, replies "I am. You could tell that because of what I was buying?" She responds, "No, I could tell that because you're damn ugly."
