For all of you dying to be coated in a comfy wall of stone before heading into battle, I've got a score pinches of topaz dust for sale. Make a reasonable fair offer.
( Yes, this is my way of saying that I as a seller am too lazy to find out what is reasonable so that I don't undersell, and am placing that burden on you, so that I get to laugh at you trying to puzzle out what is a fair price.)
Druids and Mistites are exempt from the reasonableness requirement, and should feel free to make ridiculously unreasonable offers.
I've also got a box of graveyard dirt that I've been carrying around for years, in the vain hope that the one who contracted me to collect it would pay for it... My honor to lug it around and wait only extends so far, and I think I can offer it to the open market after this many years. I won't even ask for the storage fee I was going to charge the original buyer. 2500 trues
~Pallena.
