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osxmallard

Notice to Freldo
« on: March 08, 2006, 10:55:27 AM »
* In a nice neat script: *  Freldo, the falcon ate the first message I tried to send, so I am tacking this up here. You stop by this tavern all the time looking trolling for women, so I figured this is the best place to post this letter. As you know post  master Vale is extremely unreliable and has other people do all his work, or I could have passed it to him.  * A small letter is posted directly below *  Frilly:  I am off for a long journey, hopefully to find some semblance of the village I once lived in on the Dragon Isles.  I would have asked you along, but I am afraid that ridiculous outfit you wear in battle would have drawn too much  attention to me and my quest.  Please try to be more manly and get rid of that ridiculous bow by the time I return. Men fight with swords. I will  make an exception and call your rapier "a sword" just this once. But I beg of you, that gladiator outift is horrific... lose it. Please.  Stop beating on the lizardmen and pick on someone your own size... like bigger lizardmen at the Southern end of the moors. Make sure you have an invisibility spell memorized so you can run like heck when they start popping arrows in you like you are their personal pin cushion. On second thought, maybe you better wait until I get back for that... I would like to watch!  One last thing. Leave Ranewin alone. Oh, and Ash too. She doesn't like you much.  See ya, Freida.  // on RL travel from 8-22 march! will see you all when I get back. =)
 

SuperMunch

Re: Notice to Freldo
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 11:31:01 AM »
Freldo reads this...

And is very, very, very sad.

Really, very sad, so sad he actually gets drunk.

On ale, not girly wine.


// Have a great trip!
 

SuperMunch

Re: Notice to Freldo
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 11:32:27 AM »
In his drunkeness, Freldo blurts out

I am no man!  I'm a bard!

and promptly passes out.
 

miltonyorkcastle

Re: Notice to Freldo
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 01:26:09 PM »
*Cole strolls in shuffling a deck of cards in one hand, whistling some foreign tune when he notices Freldo passed out, head on the table and a small puddle of drool forming around the corner of Freldo's mouth.  Chuckling, Cole lifts Freldo up by his back collar and shakes him a bit.  When Freldo doesn't rouse, Cole shrugs, throws Freldo over his shoulders and saunters out of the tavern with the exclamation, "Ha!  Got me a bard!"
 

 

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