NWN2 quotes

[Doc-Holiday]

I've been playing and yes.. they sound like my favorite characters from layo

CE Ranger Bishop:

"Oh what?.. now were bringing the farmer along?... maybe she'll make up for the Paladin... or catch arrows if Grobnar is already dead"



NG Farmer to wannabe adventurer's

adventurer leader: ".. we even stopped to save a cat from a tree for an old lady.. she gave us each three APPLES! It's almost like your adventures!"

Farmer: "Hey if your adventures were anything like our Leader here, you'd have burned down the tree, killed the cat, and brought the Old woman along with you"



NG Bard Grobnar Gnomehands:

"Of course it's safe! I'm absoloutly positive for the most part"

"What a coincidence! those tiny werewolves have the EXACT same names as those gnomish girls outside.. what are the odds of that?"

"You could say I have my hands in everything! even a very dark hole with phantom spiders.. but that's a story for another day"

"... and then I loaded the shield to my spring mounted codpiece! HA! The recoil sent me flying into the nearest wall.. walked bowlegged for weeks!"



LN Gith Cleric:

"It has a strange rythm to it, almost like Grobnar's thoughts given voice"


Wannabe adventurers

elven leader"...if you find an undead ferrit, could you be so kind and put it out of it's misery?"


halfling cleric ".. our leader is.. uh... both a blessing and a... ah.. well.."

Khelgar Ironfist: "Hey.. maybe they do have something in common with us"



CN Rogue Neeshka (Tiefling)

"Whoa! what ever you do don't offend it or make it angry!"

*immediatly followed by*

"What!? You *slew of what can only be called "Planar" insults*



Encounter Dwarf scout party

"You brought a Gnome with you?"

(dwarf fighter) He's arrow bait, I'll ... try... to explain it later

[Doc-Holiday]

You: "So? What does this lever do?"

Grobnar: "This lever? it pulls the cogsprocket which is attached to that rodpiece which turns that wedge.. (hours later).. which hits the pin!"

you: "What does it DO!"

Grobnar: "Do?.. Oh.. it opens the door"

Dwarf: "That's it, we're buring the gnome here... alive"

(Pull lever, door opens)

Grobnar: It really did open the door!

You: You said it did...

Grobnar: Yes but I had a small suscpicion it would have released some very hideous death and pain

[Doc-Holiday]

These are very funny and clever Doc!

[Doc-Holiday]

Why thank you!

I make an effort

[Doc-Holiday]

Any time

just wanted to let you know I care

*hug*

[Doc-Holiday]

Awww I hug you back

*hug*

[Wintersheart]

*goes to bed with his stomach hurting from laughter*


P.S. Anything by Sand

[Doc-Holiday]

Oh right..

LN Wizard Elf "Sand"

*after listening to Grobnar talk to two other Gnomes*

"Oh Gods it's almost making sense"



Human Wizard "Tarmas":

 "Enjoying the Fair!? Children running about untended, grown men braining each other with clubs, and did you know their giving out prizes for the fattest pig!? As if the animal needed encouragment!"

"I'd kiss you all! But no one appreciates an affectionat wizard"

"I'll refrain from conversation lest anyone think me Sociable"

[jrizz]

This is just too funny. You are making me want to go out and get a copy

[lonnarin]

Aye it's a great game, despite the loadscreens.  Played it on my friend's 2gb machine though and it's not a problem there.

After hearing a few of these, I'll have to play it all over again just to switch out my dream team.  Right now it's Farros Galdor as the hero, Khelger, Sand, Shandra and Zheadre.  Felt so sad not having Grobnar along for the ride since he and Farros kind of overlap bardic abilities, so next time around may play it up with Bjorn or Earl.

[iceyfire]

Atari - Oh yes Australians im gonna have to ask you to wait until the 16 before we release your copy of nwn. Theres going to be no problem at all with that mkay?

/tear me want

[lunchboxkilla]

Khelgar? *throws a stack of papaer in the air* I knew I bio dev team memeber was on Layo...


*grinning*

[Doc-Holiday]

Adding

Aldannon, Human Sage:

"Oh! Good luck and becareful... Don't forget.. if you fail we'll likely all be dead shortly.. but don't let that weigh too much on you.. good bye!"