Author Topic: Catching up to Dorg (Read 10007 times)

jan · « **Reply #80 on:** September 27, 2007, 05:02:47 PM »

Hmmm...since you still couldn't catch up ...lets make it even harder .

I'll go find every post Dorg ever made and thank him *grins typing in "Dorganath" *

Pseudonym · « **Reply #81 on:** September 28, 2007, 03:24:24 AM »

@Jan - You do realise that Dorg has over 6,000 posts don't you?

Let's say you decided to actually go and do that - finding and clicking on each one taking maybe 30 seconds each time ... there's 3,000 minutes ... 50 hours ... Two and a bit full days spent doing nothing but inflating Dorg's count and thats assuming you don't have to stop to eat, drink, sleep, etc. which would probably stretch it out to 3 or 4 days.

Me on the other hand, only 1,150 or so posts, you could start first thing in the morning and be done by early evening.

Additionally, when Leanthar implements his "10 forum thank yous for one ingame level" trade day (which I am anticipating happening any day now), whereas Dorg will callously ignore you, I will maybe graciously throw you a bone for your efforts.

bytor · « **Reply #82 on:** September 28, 2007, 03:39:23 AM »

Very good point there. So if one was to go and thank only 1,150 of Dorg's posts, one could be done by early evening (if one started first thing in the morning) and end up on the winning side?

Dorganath · « **Reply #83 on:** September 28, 2007, 08:12:22 AM »

Now Pseudo, quit assaulting the man with math and let him work.

lonnarin · « **Reply #84 on:** September 28, 2007, 12:27:28 PM »

This would work a lot better if we had a sweatshop of cubicles filled with little paid posters to press the thank yous for 5 cents an hour each. That's how they got all the positive online reviews for Ashley Simpson's new album... they seriously traced all the posts back to the same office complex in China. Either the communist government has some kind of invested interest in American lip-synchers, or her daddy rented some PR.

DMOE · « **Reply #85 on:** September 28, 2007, 12:39:06 PM »

Thank you lonnarin for brighting up two dismal days with this post and the Taco Hell post!

vitor · « **Reply #86 on:** September 30, 2007, 08:50:36 AM »

Cow says:
Moo

Chuckles_McChuck · « **Reply #87 on:** September 30, 2007, 03:43:04 PM »

So... if Dorg has the most thank you's and I have made the least thank you's (I'm pretty sure I have anyways)

Does that mean that I'm the Yin to his Yang, the Lex Luthor to his Superman, the lettuce that defiles his grilled cheese sandwich? Are we destined to be poised in an epic struggle of battle so he may thwart my every attempt to take over the world or make a decent sandwich because I ruined his?!! I will make a sandwich this world has never seen, THEN USE IT TO TAKE OVER THAT VERY WORLD! *maniacle laughter*

<_<
>_>
*runs off to make a sandwich*

Xirion · « **Reply #88 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:01:40 PM »

Your such a bad, ruthless, heartless, evil, develish, rough,scurvy, rude, nasty, viscious, wicked and sinister person! Not a single "thanks"?! What is so hard, you simply have to hit the button...
...shame on you

Chuckles_McChuck · « **Reply #89 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:08:09 PM »

*maniacal laughter again*

Soon the whole world will see my evil once my sandwich is complete!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(can you find the little ha? IF you can.....

you have no chance of stopping me! dun dun dun)

Xirion · « **Reply #90 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:12:35 PM »

*tries to find the little ha and runs off quickly to find a safe place in order to protect himself aggainst the sandwich of doom*

Pseudonym · « **Reply #91 on:** September 30, 2007, 07:09:17 PM »

@LFFF - What have you done??!!?? I cannot help but think you were like the Devil, whose greatest trick was to convince the world he didn't exist ... BUT then, impressed with his own cleverness, announced how he'd fooled everybody!!

Or ....... maybe that's what you'd have us believe? Maybe we're all looking at you right now and it's someone ELSE flying under the radar this very moment, someone we'd never expect would be interested in seeing the mighty Dorg tumble, someone like ....

*turns suddenly and jabs an index finger in the direction of ...*

SERISSA!

Skywatcher · « **Reply #92 on:** September 30, 2007, 08:56:51 PM »

*gasps and turns immediately to see Serissa's reaction*

lonnarin · « **Reply #93 on:** October 01, 2007, 04:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Pseudonym

Okay, I am officially bowing out of the thank-you race with Dorg, having determined his lead is now completely unassailable.

Now you know how this little guy feels!

http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/biglittlesumo.jpg

Weeblie · « **Reply #94 on:** October 01, 2007, 05:05:54 PM »

......................................

Pseudonym · « **Reply #95 on:** October 01, 2007, 07:59:15 PM »

Quote from: lonnarin

Now you know how this little guy feels!

http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/biglittlesumo.jpg

That is EXACTLY how I have always pictured Dorg! And ... it's doubly appropriate as I am a 7 year old Japanese lad in RL. What were the chances of such a spot-on photo existing??!!?

Dorganath · « **Reply #96 on:** October 01, 2007, 08:32:58 PM »

Quote from: Pseudonym

What were the chances of such a spot-on photo existing??!!?

Simply astronomical.

twidget658 · « **Reply #97 on:** October 01, 2007, 09:07:48 PM »

I think at this point, a thanks from Dorg to Pseudonym would be considered appropriate. Perhaps, even a small victory for Pseudonym. I mean, it would at least recognize Pseudonym's efforts and his yeilding the race to Dorg.

Filatus · « **Reply #98 on:** October 01, 2007, 09:09:16 PM »

Quote from: twidget658

I think at this point, a thanks from Dorg to Pseudonym would be considered appropriate. Perhaps, even a small victory for Pseudonym. I mean, it would at least recognize Pseudonym's efforts and his yeilding the race to Dorg.

If it stops his nagging I'm all for it. But what if it encourages him to go on?

Pseudonym · « **Reply #99 on:** October 01, 2007, 09:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Filatus

If it stops his nagging I'm all for it. But what if it encourages him to go on?

Fair point, is it really worth the risk?? Does Dorg dare??

I am like a small puppy who, once encouraged, will yap and yap annoyingly and jump up on your leg for your attention until you are forced to take a firm hand with him and banish him to the backyard. It is maybe the only way the little puppy can learn.