Wanted: Kitten or Housecat

[Alatriel]

I'm looking for a kitten or a young housecat that would be capable of catching mice.  Please let me know if you have one.

Thank you.

~Daniella Stormhaven

[jrizz]

I have three of them. Next time my wife is out I will put them in a box and mail them to you
 
 I guy can dream

[Alatriel]

// *coughs*  er... was that an IC comment or OOC?  The original post was IC... *snickers*

[merlin34baseball]

*Chaynce walks by and looks at the note and pens a reply*

Dear,

Whats wrong with the kitten I have? I'm sure he can catch a small mouse.

Chaynce

[ShiffDrgnhrt]

//Is it a Toranite Kitten?  

[Alatriel]

*writes below Chaynce's post*

I need a cat that will actually catch mice not kiss them.

~DS

[ycleption]

I took the liberty of strolling around your house, and noticed there did, indeed seem to be an overabundance of small rodents near your house, undoubtedly attracted by the presence of a like-minded individual such as yourself dwelling there. In the interest of nature's balance, I have taken the liberty of encouraging a swarm of snakes and a few of those spiders from the silkwood cave to come around to take care of the problem - if you see either animal around, eating mice and rats, just tip your hat and thank them.

In the service of nature,

~Pallena

//Pallena would not actually lead a swarm of animals where they would likely get killed by vengeful Toranite wrath.... she might convince a local snake or two to sun itself by your house instead of your neighbors, but not more than that.

[lonnarin]

*a note tacked to the board*

Grovel fix you rat problem cheap.  Not only take form of cat, but also 8-foot viper that can unhinge jaw and swallow anything up to size of orc.  Also take form of dire bear to hunt those people who crash on couch and never leave or pay bills.  Worst case scenario we can always evacuate house and me cast creeping doom inside, so that ravenous fleas suck lifeblood of any vermin inside.  Hmmmm, of course then you have killer fla problem.  Best saved for last resort.  Maybe swarm of cockroaches to suffocate the vermin?

No petting Grovel though, else me bite hand.

[Alatriel]

*Daniella pulls down the unhelpful postings and replaces the original back up again*

[SteveMaurer]

A note with elegant calligraphy is appended:

"Is the nature of your request temporary or permanent?

If it is temporary, I will be more than happy to lend you the services of Vanorsh.   She loves hunting, and will happily bring all the vermin and lay them all at your feet, one after another.

While she is a panther, I also assure you that she is exceptionally quiet and circumspect.   Indeed few would know she is even around as she cleaned out your house.

I suspect she could be done in a day while I am about town."

- Lady Z.

[Alatriel]

I'm looking more on a permanent basis, thank you.  I have the aid of a panther, though he is more interested in making friends with mice rather than disposing of them.  I simply want a simple every day disease free housecat.  Thank you for your response.

~Daniella

[Zoogmunch]

Dear missus,

I'm always down the sewers fer the mushrooms there and have ter deal with the rats there. i've cast numerous curses on em and they fall down dead straight ways loike. how much true can yer offer 'cos the bloomin folk around hemp dont apresshiate a brilliant bard loike me and me trues running out fast on the booze loike.

Howling Wolf

ps. i'll take three pecan pies instead or one decent badger pie if its offered.