Oh and the title of the post was inspired by the greatest bard I’ve ever witnessed.
now taht i think about it this is how a bard should be rped. after all a bard in rl history was a singer and story teller. which is kinda reflected in their uselessness in d&d (seriously folks, they suck, the cant fight, cant steal and can hardly throw a spell to save their life. maybe im just an unskilled player but in my experience around here theyre usually the first one to get killed and the last one to fell a monster) not to mention its great to have someone around who is a walking history book/legend anthology. just dont let it go to your head man : P
hmmm ive travelled with ozy his spells kick butt he can sneak like no other and he can drop a monster with a word and he talks with dragons for brunch and his stories are good too and yes hes got 45 hp and i cant figure it out either unless it has to do with the blood hacking thing