heard this song, and laughed my butt off... made edits... (and because ME and Lance would go back and forth through tells when playing, I'll put him in there....
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Don't Shoot Me Santa! ~ The Killers*DISCLAIMER: not as I see lance, but it was funny....*
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Oh Lance,
I been waiting on you.
Lance:That's funny kid,
because I've been coming for you.
Oh Lance,
I been killing just for fun.
Lance:Well the party's over kid,
Because I...
Because I got a longsword in my hand!
A longsword in your what?!
Lance's got a longsword in his hand
You know it
Lance's got a longsword in his hand
Don't kill me Toranite!
I've been a clean living boy.
I promise you,
did every little thing you asked me too.
I can't believe the things I'm going through.
Don't kill me Toranite!
For no one else around believes me.
For the Dark Elf in the cage he teased me,
And I couldn't let him off that easy.
Oh Lance,
It's been a real hard year.
Lance:There just ain't no getting around this,
Life is hard, but look at me I turned out alright.
Hey Lance, why don't we talk about it?
Work it out?
Lance:Believe me, this ain't what I wanted.
I love all you guys, you know that.
Heck I remember when you were just runnin' around,
playing out there in that forest, just waiting for a sip of that sweet silkwood rain.
In the sweet solkwood rain,
The dark elf was on his own.
Don't kill me Toranite!
I've been a clean living boy.
I promise you,
did every little thing you asked me too.
I can't believe the things I'm going through.
Hey Toranite!
No one else around believes me.
The man in the prison he teased me,
And I couldn't let him off that easy.
They had it coming so why can't you see?
I couldn't turn my cheek no longer.
The sun is going down, my time is near.
Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever.
Don't kill me Toranite!
No one else around believes me.
The visitors at the temple they mock me,
And I couldn't let 'em off that easy.
Believe me Lance.
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After witnessing some of the female dark elves in game...
*coughs as they pass* there isn't a skald song to match that kind of eeeeviiiil..... *hides*
And for the Epic battle that will undoubtedly occur on Mistone... a tribute to the fighters...
The Trooper ~ Iron Maiden~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your bolts but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.
The bugle sounds and the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.
The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Green Cult's guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Cult fires another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.
We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He loses the draw and I feel the blow
A burst of flame take my horse below.
And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan