Something I winged up off off a weird al Song I heard before leaving work in my sleep deprived state
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my Armor and realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect for a Cleric like me
You know, I shun fancy things like necromancy
At 4:30 in the morning I'm healing the crowds
While Kat feeds the chickens and Barion mines.
And I've been healing' and killing' so long that
Even Leanthar thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the Magic, I'm into discipline
Got a Golem in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my quests and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1499
We been spending most our lives
Living in a layo paradise
I've killed dragons once or twice
Living in a Layo paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Layo paradise
We sell swords at discount price
Living in a Layo paradise
A local goblin kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and split his other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him dead
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a drow even if he deserved it
A Cleric with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear robes but I got a cool hood
And my homies agree, I really look good in blue...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the server bill in 300 years
But we ain't really saints, so please don't point and stare
We're just necromancy impaired
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Layo paradise
We're just plain and crazy guys
Living in a Layo paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in a Layo paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in a Layo paradise
Raised a group on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Lucindites wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get a golem on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Layo paradise
We're all crazy Lucindites
Living in a Layo paradise