(With apologies to Robert Fulghum)
~Violence Never solves anything~
- Those kobolds will always just get another stick. Monsters respawn, and everyone else goes back to their bindstone. -
~Don't Talk to Strangers. At Least the ones who refuse to remove their hoods.~
- They're evil. Four times out of five. -
~If things seem too good to be true, they probably are.~
- Gee, I get ALL THAT GOLD, and all I have to do is beat up a couple of goblins? Sweet! -
~Good things come in small packages.~
- Halflings, gnomes, and dwarfs can be really fun to RP with, when they're not trying to chop your kneecaps off. -
~Money can't buy happiness.~
- It can buy platinum full-plate and mithril swords however. Ask yourself how much happiness is worth. -
~With age comes wisdom and experience.~
- See that old man over there? He's a level thirty barbarian. SURE he's a tailor, but all the best tailors tend to be tougher than all of the sailors in the Docks -
~Pie is good for you.~
- Insufficient quantities of pie may lead to reduced attack and damage rolls. You do the math. -