The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: minerva on September 04, 2012, 04:49:21 pm
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You'll appreciate this
Dogshaming (http://www.dog-shaming.com)
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No, don't jump up on the dining room table and eat the chocolate cake (not least because you weigh 60kgs/130lbs).
No, don't eat the bar of butter, vomit on the carpet, and then eat the vomit.
No, don't bite into the cans of soda, suck them dry, and make yourself ill such that the mere sight of another soda can causes you to turn tail.
No, don't mug the cat of the dead rabbit just as we are going out dressed up.
No, don't chase the chickens.
Howling as the firetrucks go by is okay and kind of endearing.
No, don't eat the sandwiches still wrapped in clingfilm because.. clingfilm.. isn't.. digestible (and comes out the other end intact).
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You don't even want to know how much our dogs destroyed when they were puppies. The list is just too depressing.