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The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: mixafix on November 27, 2011, 05:56:05 pm

Title: it's late
Post by: mixafix on November 27, 2011, 05:56:05 pm

Andrew walks into the Wild Surge.

Landlord says, "oi, you're Bard!"
 
 "Epic!" Andrew cringes, "Before I go get this - How many Druids does it take to change a lantern?"
 
 Landlord says "Epic with dual class, thats too easy. None, Druids only change into Bears it's by far the best shape!"
 
 "Well I am halfway out the door but tell me what do you get when you cross a Broken Hope Monk with a Druid mathematician ?"

Title: Re: it's late
Post by: ShiffDrgnhrt on November 27, 2011, 11:07:29 pm

o.O  A pizza?

Title: Re: it's late
Post by: Xaltotun on November 28, 2011, 03:03:48 pm

If the druid was a theoretical mathematician, he could offer the monk some discourse on how to possibly use the flora to better suit the monk's musical inclinations using non-linear string equations.

If the druid was an applied mathematician, he could help the monk design a better drum kit from natural resources, using non-quadratic mechanisms.

Assuming the monk was a member of the Broken Hope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_Hope) band, that is.

Title: Re: it's late
Post by: mixafix on November 29, 2011, 05:56:30 pm

Half way down the path but determined to get the last word
 
 "A child that studies the square roots of a tree that may or may not exist!"

Title: Re: it's late
Post by: Xaltotun on November 29, 2011, 06:17:28 pm

*Stuck between a chloroplast and a chlorophyl, she wonders what sort of new angle could be introduced.*