Andrew walks into the Wild Surge.
Landlord says, "oi, you're Bard!"
"Epic!" Andrew cringes, "Before I go get this - How many Druids does it take to change a lantern?"
Landlord says "Epic with dual class, thats too easy. None, Druids only change into Bears it's by far the best shape!"
"Well I am halfway out the door but tell me what do you get when you cross a Broken Hope Monk with a Druid mathematician ?"