How do you come up with these...
"My shell"(Tortoise... michelle...m'shell...)
... and because their number includes such luminaries as Kobal, Fenrir, Beli, Ket, Argali, Hilda, Jacrum, etc they are immediately ushered into his presence. Grohin leads the pack ...
Quote from: Pseudonym... and because their number includes such luminaries as Kobal, Fenrir, Beli, Ket, Argali, Hilda, Jacrum, etc they are immediately ushered into his presence. Grohin leads the pack ...[/SIZE]Okay, if you're mentioned in a joke post it's considered polite to give out a thanks! :P The players of all those dwarves have been warned.
Okay, if you're mentioned in a joke post it's considered polite to give out a thanks! :P
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You just lost one thanks, Script Wrecked. *grumbles about being left out*
Quote from: FilatusYou just lost one thanks, Script Wrecked. *grumbles about being left out*Make that two *goes with Filatus to get a beer *
Sorry, Jan, but Barion doesn't actually appear in any of the approved character lists*. Seems you've been playing illegally all this time...
*discreetly tries to flag down a passing admin*
*that's where I got all the character names from
Sallaron used to lament he had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night Tegan was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out adventuring, gathering CNR with his old ox. One day, when Sall was out in the mines, lo and behold, Tegs turns up and has brought him a packed lunch! Sall takes the old ox into the safe rest area, sits down and begins to eat.
Immediately, Tegan (who has hung around) begins nagging Sall again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old ox lashes out with both hind feet, catching Tegan smack in the back of the head and kills her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the cleric of Folian Spae noticed something rather odd with all the couples approaching Sall. Shiff and Val, Peanut and Beasty, Shamur and Muir, Storold and whomever, Jacchri and Dorena, Krys and Elohanna, Quil and Lal, Jako and Sala, so on and so on. Whenever a woman mourner approach Sall, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a male mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
After the funeral, the priest asks Sall why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. Sall says,
"Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice Tegan looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the cleric asks.
"They wanted to know if the ox was for sale."
i've heard most of these, albeit in different forms, but the ones i havent heard are hilarious
Are you saying that Pseudonym's jokes are not original? Or just the odd one here and there that some one else put up. You have to be careful with him. You do not want his already diminished ego to get shattered by revealing his plagiarism :)
Before you know it everyone will take back there thanks and then where will he be? How will he be able to take the Thanks crown (http://forums.layonara.com/just-fun/118482-catching-up-dorg.html) from Dorg now?
Shiff is helping out at the work site where many kind-hearted adventurers were helping with the rebuilding in Wayfare and starts bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He makes a special case of making fun of diminutive Jennara. After several minutes, Jennara has had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," she whispers. "I will bet a 1,000 true that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, little one," Shiff replies. "Let's see what you got."
Jennara reaches out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to Shiff, she (barely audibly) says,
"Alright, get in."
Heheheh HAHAHAH!..... I guess Val didn't want Shiff back again, huh?
Don't make me come over there...
There is a knock on the Soul Mother's door. She looks out and an adventurer is standing there. The Soul Mother is about to begin her interview when the adventurer disappears. A short time later there's another knock. The Soul Mother gets the door, sees the man, opens her mouth to speak, and the man disappears once again.I fully expect her to greet Pyyran with a kiss and an offer to dice for his last strand.
"Hey, are you playing games with me?" the Soul Mother calls after him.
"No," Pyrran's voice replies anxiously. "They're deliberating about my reimbursement!"
A wagon carrying a dozen dwarven defenders on the way to a big battle in the mountains spins out of control on the icy road, crashes through some vicious brambles, rolls down a 200' embankment, turns over, and burst into flames.
There were no injuries.
Arkolio looked down at his birthday present, courtesy of Angela and Alantha. Turning it this way and that, he inspected the complicated timepiece designed to be worn upon the wrist.
"It's not that I'm not grateful, far from it." said he, "But I think you misunderstood."
Yeah, let's go with that. I will use such an explanation in any future 'we-need-to-have-a-chat' chats with Leanthar over this thread!
Alatriel wakes up and tells Aerimor,
"I dreamed that you gave me a beautiful emerald necklace for our anniversary and whisked me off for a holiday of a lifetime on the beaches of Dregar. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Aerimor replies with a smile.
That evening, Aerimor comes home with a small package and gives it to Alatriel. Delighted, she opens it.
Inside is a book entitled 'The Meaning of Dreams'.