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Rasterick

No, this cant be happening....
« on: October 01, 2005, 01:20:00 am »
Our children were playing this morning, usual kids stuff. Suddenly the four year started singing.  Guess what it was she was singing? They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard What am I to do? this cant be happenening, I had only just got over last episode. Now it has returned with a vengence to haunt me, through a poor unsuspecting child... Help!  That melody, the tiny sounding Kazoo, the vision of Legolas forming a hook in your mind to ensnare you in its catchy awfullness.   I think Im off to lie down in a darkened room
 

regnus

RE: No, this cant be happening....
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2005, 06:10:00 am »
I have one suggestion:

Teach them the badger song!

*runs away laughing maniacally and ducking from any projectiles*
 

Kapitän Awesome

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    RE: No, this cant be happening....
    « Reply #2 on: October 01, 2005, 07:08:00 am »
    Alright, here's what you do (all though you may get some Human Rights Activists on your case)....bind and gag them, and make them promise never to sing it again.

    OR

    show them the Llama song. That'll wipe the Isengard thing outta they're minds, and they wont be able to sing fast enough for the llama song, so your good!
     

    Talan Va'lash

    RE: No, this cant be happening....
    « Reply #3 on: October 01, 2005, 12:37:00 pm »
    Doesn't matter if they can't sing fast enough... then all the lyrics are forgotten except one... Llama.

    So, it becomes...

    Llama llama llama llama, llama llama llama llama, llama llama llama llama, llama llama Duck.

    Which isnt much better than the isengard song
     

    Destropterammer

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    RE: No, this cant be happening....
    « Reply #4 on: October 01, 2005, 12:53:00 pm »
    here is my idea...try this song instead..

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/51/Kitty+Cat+Dance
     

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      RE: No, this cant be happening....
      « Reply #5 on: October 01, 2005, 02:46:00 pm »
      I wouldn't do that. That's 10X worse than Hobbits |-)
       

      feniox

      RE: No, this cant be happening....
      « Reply #6 on: October 01, 2005, 03:53:00 pm »
      Is it wrong that I've seen the Llama song so many times that I can actually sing almost the entire thing? *blushes*
       

      Variable

      RE: No, this cant be happening....
      « Reply #7 on: October 01, 2005, 05:09:00 pm »
      *nods* yes it is very wrong

       ;)
       

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        RE: No, this cant be happening....
        « Reply #8 on: October 01, 2005, 06:54:00 pm »
        Haha, my friend and I had a duet of the llama song in the locker room a couple days ago. I saw rage filter into everyones eyes, as if they wanted to kill us....Still, it was fun  :)
         

        Ne'er

        RE: No, this cant be happening....
        « Reply #9 on: October 01, 2005, 06:56:00 pm »
        Its okay, the same thing happens to me...

        llama llama duck...
         

        Maki

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          RE: No, this cant be happening....
          « Reply #10 on: October 01, 2005, 09:01:00 pm »
          Mmmm...I like that kazoo'd version of the LotR theme....btw, what's that theme called anyways? o.O
           

          Ne'er

          RE: No, this cant be happening....
          « Reply #11 on: October 02, 2005, 09:47:00 am »
          Seriously though, my friends at school are about ready to kill 'cause of how much i sing both the hobbit song and the llama song. In fact, one of my friends slapped me the other day when I ws singing the song. Then i showed it to him, and now he has it stuck in this head ;)

          A few days ago we had some german exchange students come to our school, and naturally we decicded to show them the llama and hobbit song. Of course, they left knowing all the words of the llama song. Was pretty funny. :)
           

           

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