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Guardian 452

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #100 on: August 03, 2011, 11:48:08 am »
Ok I had to run to the PC and share this one. My yourngest daughter who is now 10 was just told to sort out her underwear drawer and take out the ones that were too small. So I hear her and her older sister(12) from her room....

Hey put them on the cat!! So I chime back.... Please don't put your underwear on the cat!


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Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #101 on: September 02, 2011, 10:03:06 am »
"AJ, where are your pants?"

"I'm Underwear Man"

"You're Underwear Man?"

"Yep. I turned into Super AJ. I changed."

"Ah, so you wear underwear for that?"

"Yep. I'm Super Underwear AJ Man."
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2011, 02:46:56 pm »
Trey: "There's a tornado coming for your tower!"

AJ: "Stop tomato!"

Trey: "No, not tomato, tornado! You said tomato."

AJ: "Tormato?"

Trey: "No! Tor- na- do. Tornado."

AJ: "Tor-ma-do."

Trey: *sighs* "It's not a tomato."
 

jrizz

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2011, 07:38:49 pm »
Quote from: Alatriel
Trey: "There's a tornado coming for your tower!"

AJ: "Stop tomato!"

Trey: "No, not tomato, tornado! You said tomato."

AJ: "Tormato?"

Trey: "No! Tor- na- do. Tornado."

AJ: "Tor-ma-do."

Trey: *sighs* "It's not a tomato."


Nearly wet myself laughing at this.
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #104 on: September 22, 2011, 01:50:48 pm »
Me:  AJ stop!  Go sit at the table with your sandwich.  No, not the stairs, the TABLE!

AJ:  But I can't find the table.

Me:  Yes you can.  It's that big wooden thing right there in front of your face!

AJ:  But that's not the table.  It's not black.

Me:  Yes.  That's the table.  Sit there.

AJ:  Tables are black.  This is not black.  This is not the table.

Me:  Are you sitting there?

AJ:  Yes.

Me:  Good.  That's the table.
 

merlin34baseball

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #105 on: September 22, 2011, 02:24:35 pm »
My girlfriends daughter...

Her: Can I have a Popsicle? (holding a sucker)

Me: We don't have any.

Her: yes we do! (looking down at the sucker)

Me: No we don't.

Her: ummm... (stares at the sucker in her hand) can I have a this popsicle?

Me: Popsicles are frozen.

Her: Ooooohhh! Can I have a sucker?

Me: sure...

(and she's 9.......)
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #106 on: September 22, 2011, 05:52:15 pm »
Aerimor reading the book Zoophabets:  W is for Wob.  He lives in Wooden Indians.  He eats wampum, wigwams, heap big whitefish, woolen blankets, wagon wheels, and warpaint.

Trey:  What's war paint?

Aerimor:  When Native Americans used to go to war they used to paint themselves  so that people would know that they were out for a fight.  It would tell the other person "You don't want to be in front of me because I'm one bad dude."

Trey:  Or they could just paint their faces like clowns.

Aerimor:  Um... I'm not sure if that would have the same effect, what do you think Mommy?

Alatriel:  Well, some people are afraid of clowns...
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #107 on: October 04, 2011, 05:09:13 pm »
After soaking some sippy cup tops in bleach water, I was checking on them and then pulling up the drain up with barbecue tongs.  

Aerimor:  "Hey, how does your wife wash dishes?"  "My wife washes dishes with barbecue tongs!"

Me:  Oh hush, you know what I was doing.

Aerimor:  Yeah, but it was still funny.

Me:  Well laugh it up fuzzball.

Aerimor:  AJ, did you just hear that?  Mommy just called me a wookie!

Me:  There's only one wookie in my life, baby, and that's you.

AJ:  There's only one wookie in my life, and that's Mommy!


The things they say when they have no idea what it is they're saying...
 

ShiffDrgnhrt

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #108 on: October 04, 2011, 05:56:24 pm »
Priceless
 

Lance Stargazer

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2011, 07:11:44 pm »
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!
 

ystrday

Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2011, 07:44:34 pm »
Last week I worked with individual 1st graders with their spelling words. One of their words was "We".

One kiddo spelled it..  WII...

Same day, same word, this kiddo a tad bit more savvy at least asked first.. WII the game or we as in the word?
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2011, 03:58:51 pm »
Me to the 9 yr old boy that comes over after school every day:  "Stop rapping and do your homework."

9 yr old:  "What's rapping?"  *mock innocence*

Trey (5 yrs):  "It's being annoying!"
 

Guardian 452

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #112 on: October 07, 2011, 11:14:20 pm »
Ok have to share this one.

My girls had a trick or treat night at the youngest (10yrs) school. Each of them were given a certificate to some local pet shop for a free goldfish.

So they ask... can we get our goldfish and give it to Spencer?  (our cat) So I reply with an emphatic NO!....   But Dad..... its a free fish!

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ShiffDrgnhrt

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2011, 04:28:47 pm »
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2011, 06:26:45 pm »
Quote from: ShiffDrgnhrt
You said WHAT to your kid?


Yeah, laughed so hard.

My gem of a parental quote from yesterday was "No!  Stop that!  Crayons do NOT belong in your nose!"

that and one one from the last several weeks has been "I swear if I see one more rainbow colored poop from the dogs because you kids leave your crayons on the floor you won't be coloring for a long long time."
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2011, 12:23:44 pm »
"Toys do not need to hide in Mommy's stuffing."
 

Pseudonym

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #116 on: October 15, 2011, 08:22:25 am »
True tale from today.

*Driving to the hardware store, when from out of the blue ...*

Pseudoette Junior (Age 7) - "Can I ask you a question?"

Pseudo - "Sure"

Pseudoette Junior (Age 7) - "Dad, if you had to choose, would you rather die painfully or just die?"

Pseudo - "Ummm, in your scenario, can I choose to live?"

Pseudoette Junior (Age 7) - "No, that's not an option"
 

Pseudonym

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #117 on: October 24, 2011, 04:21:42 am »
Bedtime in the Pseudo household (where I am quickly picking up on a theme).


Pseudo - "Nigh, night. Love you more than Christmas"

Pseudoette #2 (Age 6) - "Ummm, love you the same as Christmas"


*moments later*


Pseudo - "Nigh, night. Love you more than Birthdays"

Pseudoette #1 (Age 8 ) - "Love you more than your birthday"
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #118 on: November 08, 2011, 07:53:47 pm »
Trey: "Mommy, AJ can't say Vehren's Day."
Me: "Veteran's Day?"
Trey: "Well, I call it Vehren's Day."
Me: "Right, but it's actually Veteran's Day. Do you know what Veteran's Day is for?"
Trey: "Yeah. It's when you get to see Captain America."
 

Alatriel

Re: Parental Quote of the Day
« Reply #119 on: November 29, 2011, 03:25:07 pm »
While making turkey and dumplings for dinner...

Trey:  "Mommy, what's that you're putting in there?"
Me:  "Chicken broth.  Why?"
Trey:  "Oh.  I thought it was puke."
Me:  "No, I don't put puke in our food, thanks."
 

 

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