Author Topic: Parental Quote of the Day (Read 8383 times)

Alatriel · « **Reply #80 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:30:45 am »

AJ (2yr old): "I put my toobwuss inna enty wahbottow"

Me: "AJ, don't put the toothbrush in the empty waterbottle."

AJ: "It not enty. It ha' toobwuss innit."

Alatriel · « **Reply #81 on:** April 19, 2011, 07:48:49 pm »

Aerimor: "Hey!"

Alatriel: "What?"

Aerimor: "Trey just pulled two sais out of his underwear and cut my arm off!"

Alatriel: "Why did he have his sais in his underwear?"

*face palm*

Aerimor: "Where else is he supposed to keep his sais?"

Lance Stargazer · « **Reply #82 on:** April 19, 2011, 07:56:14 pm »

Quote from: Alatriel

Aerimor: "Hey!"

Alatriel: "What?"

Aerimor: "Trey just pulled two sais out of his underwear and cut my arm off!"

Alatriel: "Why did he have his sais in his underwear?"

*face palm*

Aerimor: "Where else is he supposed to keep his sais?"

I just don't want to know.

Acacea · « **Reply #83 on:** April 19, 2011, 08:24:36 pm »

I love how Aerimor is included in the parental vibe of "weird things my 'children' say." Very subtle.

Alatriel · « **Reply #84 on:** April 19, 2011, 08:32:27 pm »

Quote from: Acacea

I love how Aerimor is included in the parental vibe of "weird things my 'children' say." Very subtle.

Heh... actually originally it was weird things parents say when dealing with their children, but it sort of morphed.

Pseudonym · « **Reply #85 on:** April 19, 2011, 08:39:53 pm »

Pseudo's 5 yr old daughter - "Daddy, can I have some of your coke?"

Pseudo (being a big hypocrite) - "No, it's not good for kids"

Pseudo's 5 yr old daughter - "But it makes me read better."

Pseudo - "You'll have to do better than that."

Pseudo's 5 yr old daughter - "It make me happier than you make me."

DMOE · « **Reply #86 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:19:52 am »

This is from a few years ago now, back when Natalya was about 5 (she is 10 in December).

*walking back from school*

Natalya:- I'm going to marry David and Stephan when I grow up
DMOE:- You can't marry two people sweetie

*Mummy is ignored as Natalya blathers on about marrying two people*

*rinse and repeat for about 2 weeks until....*

Natalya:- I'm going to marry David and Stephan when I grow up
DMOE:- Look, do you not think if you COULD marry two men then Mummy would have already? You know....Daddy and a younger, richer one too!!!
*Natalya considers for a short while*
Natalya:- Good point Mummy

The idea of marrying two men was never mentioned again

DMOE · « **Reply #87 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:31:30 am »

*sat reading the diary Grandma had write for Gwilym's stay with Grandma and Granddad*

"Went for a walk in the woods to day with Granddad...Saw a dead rabbit....saw another dead rabbit...This one had drown! We knew this cause it was floating in the trough"

*looks to Egoober*

"Gee, I wonder where he gets the death fixation from"

Alatriel · « **Reply #88 on:** April 22, 2011, 03:57:38 pm »

"you like this movie Trey?"

"Yeah, I do... because my grandpa... not my train grandpa, the other one... he put it on for me to watch it a hundred years ago."

"A hundred years ago? Really?"

"Yeah... it was way before I turned 5"

Alatriel · « **Reply #89 on:** April 22, 2011, 07:51:45 pm »

5 yr old: "Mommy! Look at what I found! It's a car that I used to have a long time ago when I was still a little boy!"

Me: "Trey... you're still a little boy. You had that car last week."

Pseudonym · « **Reply #90 on:** April 23, 2011, 01:37:48 am »

This morning.

Pseudo's 5 yr old daughter - "Where's Daddy?"

Mrs Pseudo - "He's still in bed."

Pseudo's 5 yr old daughter - "Is he work asleep or lazy asleep?"

Alatriel · « **Reply #91 on:** April 27, 2011, 09:35:11 pm »

We were sitting at the Mexican restaurant tonight and my husband was telling my father-in-law about the show on the history channel that he and Trey were watching together on History's Greatest Tank Battles.

The waiter came up in the middle and was trying to get our order and Trey said "Grandpa, and the Canadians had a suprise. Wanna know what it was?! They all got killed!"

The waiter just sort of stopped, jaw dropping slightly...

Later on, the waiter was refilling the drinks, and the boys were still talking about this show, but now discussing which one they liked the best. Trey once again stunned the waiter when he said "I liked the one with the Canadians the best. They all died."

Yeah... I swear it wasn't as bad as it sounded... I hope!

lonnarin · « **Reply #92 on:** May 04, 2011, 03:45:07 pm »

Found this on reddit. Will always think of this from now on when I hear the phrase "cute enough to eat!"

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #93 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:00:10 pm »

That poor kid looks terrified though

Alatriel · « **Reply #94 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:26:15 am »

Trey: "Daddy, all ants live in the ground."

Aerimor: "Are you sure about that?"

Trey: "Yep. All ants live under the ground."

Aerimor: "Well, what about the ones that live in trees?"

Trey: "Oh... those are treants."

Alatriel · « **Reply #95 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:03:04 am »

Trey: "Mommy! Daddy's character Aerimor changes into a dragon just like in Narnia number three!"

Filatus · « **Reply #96 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:43:08 am »

Quote from: Alatriel

Trey: "Mommy! Daddy's character Aerimor changes into a dragon just like in Narnia number three!"

Trey, no spoilers! lol

Alatriel · « **Reply #97 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:11:47 am »

Trey and AJ are outside this morning drawing with sidewalk chalk. Trey came back in and said "Mommy, Mommy! Come see my picture!" So... out we went.

Trey: "Look, Mommy, I drew summer. This is a sun, and these here are the rain drops... and here's a rainbow, and this is the grass, and this is a white car driving down the road. Oh... and here's a tree."

Me: "That's fantastic! Great job! Are you going to draw more to it?"

Trey: "Yeah, I'm going to make the road longer I think."

Me: "AJ, what are you drawing?"

AJ: "A big line."

Alatriel · « **Reply #98 on:** July 11, 2011, 12:56:06 pm »

Me: "AJ, when I tell you to stop hitting the wall, what do you do?"

AJ: "Stop hittin' da wall."

Me: "And when I tell you to come here, what do you do?"

AJ: "I stop hittin da wall." *wis fail*

Me: "No, when I call you and tell you to come here, what do you do?"

AJ: "Stop hittin' da wall."

Me: "AJ, if I tell you to do something, do you tell me 'no'?"

AJ: *grins slightly.* "Yeah..." *charisma check = 20*

Me: *Will save = 1 Discipline save = 1*

I think I need to hide his dice...

Alatriel · « **Reply #99 on:** August 01, 2011, 03:06:09 pm »

Sitting in the car yesterday, Aerimor was driving, I was in the passenger seat. Trey sat behind Aerimor, and AJ sat behind me. Trey continued to kick Aerimor's seat and put his feat on his daddy. AJ apparently thought it was funny. So... AJ decided to put his feet up just under the headrest of my seat so that his feet touched the sides of my face.

Me: AJ get your feet off of me!

AJ: It wasn't me! It was Daddy!

I wonder where he got that from? *sidelong glance at Aerimor*