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Parental Quote of the Day

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Alatriel:
All of us who are parents have of course found ourselves saying things that we cannot possibly imagine having just come out of our mouths.  Soo..... What was the funny thing you found yourself forced to say to your child today?  


Mine?


[SIZE=16]"No, son, that is a potty, not a hat.  Get it off your head, please."[/SIZE]





Pseudonym:
"No, son, that is a hat, not a potty. Don't wee in it, please."

ycleption:
Not as a parent, but as an occasional caretaker of young children...

"Because I said so."

Ravemore:

--- Quote from: ycleption ---Not as a parent, but as an occasional caretaker of young children...

"Because I said so."
--- End quote ---


But why?

Because...

Because why?

Because I said so...

Why did you say so?

Because I'm the dad...

etc. etc. etc....   :)

Guardian 452:
I dont care who started it.... im ending it.

Ask your mother... *child goes to ask mother*... Ask your Father.

We brought you into this world... and we can take you out of it!

Try it, You might like it.

*after the child goes in and out the door a few dozen times* In or Out!!!

*after child leaves door open* We're you born in a barn? Shut the door!

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