"...And remember, if your girlfriend likes your cooking, YOU'RE DOIN' IT WRONG!!! HAAAAAA!"
Funny enough, I tried vegetarianism for 2 years back in college. Then the PETA vegan girl I was dating decided to cheat on me. The next day she sees me out in front of the dorm throwing a massive barbecue for like, 40+ people! She was so upset, she was whining and physically crying about the poor little animals and calling me a horrible nasty liar and fake vegetarian... so I started shoving beef patties and sausages in my mouth laughing maniacally and chasing her around the courtyard until she ran off to her room and cried. Then the guy she cheated on me with came downstairs and joined us for some burgers! AHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT VEGAN WOMAN! BEEEEEEEF-SPITE!!!!