Author Topic: Story Time! (Read 1374 times)

Bryantiza · « **Reply #60 on:** November 01, 2005, 04:04:00 pm »

and so for the next three hours Bobby and his brother had fun running in circles with the wheel barrows until...

Tedulas · « **Reply #61 on:** November 02, 2005, 01:44:00 pm »

Bobby fell out of the wheelbarrow thinking he broke his leg, and realised he didn't have any legs. Bobby rolled down the nearby hill and the company chased him calling out to slow down - at the bottom of the hill they found a...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #62 on:** November 02, 2005, 03:30:00 pm »

strange contraption which we know as a 'Personal computer'....

tearsofthemuse · « **Reply #63 on:** November 02, 2005, 06:56:00 pm »

that was connected to a strange land named layonara

Lalaith Va'lash · « **Reply #64 on:** November 02, 2005, 07:22:00 pm »

... Where strange people make up strange stories about strange little boys with no arms and legs..

Talan Va'lash · « **Reply #65 on:** November 02, 2005, 07:38:00 pm »

they quickly discovered that they could type things into the strange device and have it speak them back to them. They spent the next two hours making it speak naughty phrases. As they were thusly distracted, they didnt even notice the huge....

tearsofthemuse · « **Reply #66 on:** November 02, 2005, 08:09:00 pm »

Grue approching from the shadows

Harloff · « **Reply #67 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:26:00 am »

Out of the shadows came a Huge man called "big L" forr obvious reasons, he was angry and shouted "I don't see any of you in the approved characters sections." he punched the keyboard once an Bobby vanished...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #68 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:40:00 am »

then a police man came through the shadows and says "your nick for damaging other peoples property" and so.....

Harloff · « **Reply #69 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:51:00 am »

... delete english coppa.. y/n ? _ ... "y "big L shakes his head "why are these unapproved charecters suddently flooding my server" he thinks...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #70 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:19:00 am »

//can we get away from Big L please...

then suddenly Bobby appears again and stabs him in the back with a metal tooth pick....

lonnarin · « **Reply #71 on:** November 03, 2005, 05:29:00 am »

which as one might expect, did only about as much damage as a tiny sliver of metal could do, and most of it to his own gums.

Harloff · « **Reply #72 on:** November 03, 2005, 05:38:00 am »

Bobby screamed in pain and spat out most of his teeth. "dadhh hurdsss" he yelled.

Tedulas · « **Reply #73 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:08:00 am »

The teeth fell on the floor, began to fizz voilently and...

lonnarin · « **Reply #74 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:23:00 am »

the seagulls that ate them popped like frogs in a forge.

Harloff · « **Reply #75 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:14:00 am »

Bobbys brother Elvis threw bobby in the whell barrow and all of the brothers fled from the scene, singing ...

Bryantiza · « **Reply #76 on:** November 04, 2005, 06:56:00 am »

Here's a Llama, There's a Llama, and another little Llama,
fuzzy Llama, funny Llama, Llama, Llama, duck.
Llama, Llama, cheescake, Llama,
tablet, brick, potato, Llama,
Llama, Llama, mushroom, Llama, Llama, duck.
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake,
but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake,
I was only three years dead, but I told a tale,
now listen little child, to the saftey rail.
Did you ever see a Llama? kiss a llama, on a Llama,
Llama's Llamas, taste of Llama, Llama, Llama, duck.
Half a Llama, twice a Llama, not a Llama,
Farmer, Llama, Llama in a car, alarm a Llama,
Llama, Llama, Duck.
It is how I was told now? is it oh so old?
Is it made of lemon juice? Door knob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck;
time for me to retire now, and become a Duck.

they sung it for hours until....

thekevmon · « **Reply #77 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:55:00 pm »

They discovered "They're taking the hobbits to Isengerd!"

Bryantiza · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:00:00 pm »

and thats one they discovered that they were really monkeys and had been mind probed by humans to see what they could conjure up in their minds but then....

lonnarin · « **Reply #79 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:24:00 am »

Fox Entertainment production executives intercepted the data and spun it into another "highly acclaimed" Reality TV Show.