How did half-things come to be?

[HozenBigger]

Well I was wondering how half-dragons came to be... does a dragon and a woman... well you heard this in health class... also why would celestials care to come down to earth and... not choose one of those fine celestial weman...

Just something to wonder about...

[Vincent]

In a world where a Succubus Paladin can destroy a Tarrasque with nigh more than sex appeal and female armor coverage is inversely proportional to actual protection, anything's possible...

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20050510a

(Ah, the beauty of adolescent hormones.)

[LoganGrimnar]

Dragons can shape change... the silvers i belive often change into humans or what not, and they wonder about, now if for some reasion a dragon fell for a human, and teh shapechanged dragon and the women would make a half dragon. This can also be a female dragon and a male human. So in thery... i, as a wizard elf... could make troll/elves(orcs?), spider/elves(somthing like a drider or whatever that dark elf thing is called), ...pixie/elves(brownie maby?), umberhulk/elves. this sould work... but an elf would never do such a thing, except for the pixie maby, or for teh drow the spider might do somthing for them who knows.

[Vyris]

LoganGrimnar - 8/29/2005  10:03 AM

...drow the spider might do somthing for them who knows.

The Drider are created by the Drow dieties out of those who fail thier test of trials, they are not bred or born as a Drider. I would deferr to EdtheKet on this, but I believe Driders in Layonara are still somewhat outcast from Drow society and are essentially slaves to thier Drow master who have passed thier trials and recieved the blessing of hier diety, formidible and deadly slaves, but still.


Vyris

[LoganGrimnar]

oh yea i know i ment that the Drow might be attracted to the spiders "do somthing" meaning as sexually. i dont thank any serface elf would touch a spider in that way, but a Drow of the proper god... they might thank it a blessing to be able to do such a thing.

[lunchboxkilla]

I have the draconomicon and there is a black dragon with a major case of beer goggles.. hald dragon: shambers, Dinosuars, Lizardmen, human, croc, turtle (the big ones) and any thing else that can be found in a swamp anbd a few outsiders as well.

Now prove to me a dragon can get drunk..

[Vyris]

lunchboxkilla - 8/29/2005  4:58 PM
Now prove to me a dragon can get drunk..

That would take an excessive quantity of malted beverages, or two to three of Gulnyrs grand beer goggle marmalade mixers.


Vyris

[PsychicToaster]

Or a pan-galactic gargleblaster

[Gulnyr]

Vyris - 8/29/2005  7:02 PM
That would take an excessive quantity of malted beverages, or two to three of Gulnyrs grand beer goggle marmalade mixers.


Vyris

That was supposed to be a secret!  *shakes fist*

[lunchboxkilla]

Maybe a little too much moon suger and skmooa?

[HozenBigger]

god now we are going into morrowind...

[Marswipp]

Maybe it is some kind of mead that can make dragons drunk.... :|

[PsychicToaster]

I'm tellin ya, just one Pangalactic Gargleblaster is all it takes

[Talan Va'lash]

I second the Pan-galactic Gargleblaster idea.

-TV

[Acacea]

Yeah, because there's nothing like having your brains beaten out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large brick of gold to make you look at a different species and say "Heeeeey...*wink*"