This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
>
> Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
> woman ever had..
>
> The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely
> no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was
midwinter...
> snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the
mountains
> outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
>
> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly
> had never met before.
>
> The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
> late that afternoon.
>
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
> realize that she should not
> have had that extra latte.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
> middle of nowhere!
>
> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
>
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
> where she told
> him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be
> the front seat of his car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> down and started. In the deep
> snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
rear
> fender to steady herself.
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
> was a real gentleman and
> refrained from peeking.
>
> All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
> embarrassing nature of the situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
> bent to pull up her pants,
> the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
> fender.
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
> attempted to disengage her flesh
> from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem
> due to the extreme cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
> answered her date's concerns
> about "What is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "Freezing
> her butt off and in need of
> some assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> then, as she looked imploringly
> into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when
they
> finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
> real problem.
> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
> grip of the icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place,
> both quickly realized that
> there was only one way to get her free.
>
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his
> pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands
> down...
> or perhaps that should be "Pants down."
