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Alatriel

The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« on: September 04, 2009, 01:05:20 am »
*Toran thinks "Hmm.... that Ilsare is totally hot man..."*

Toran:  Hey Ilsare, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out for a burger or something later?  You know... just the two of us?

Ilsare:  Um... can't you see I'm a little busy painting?  And besides, I'm like, with my boyfriend Aeridin already...  You're cute and all, and really sweet, but, like, seriously... you're a human.  I'm an elf.  It would just, like, never work, ya know?  But, kiss kiss!  Love ya, you're still soooooo totally sweet for asking! *blows him a kiss and a wink*


*Toran's jaw drops as he watches her walk away, and Vorax walks up beside him*

Toran:  I can't believe I got turned down...  Vorax, did you hear that?  She told me she wouldn't go out with me, I'm completely crushed.

Vorax:  Grrrrrr.... the lass will regret she ever hurt ye me friend!  *he hefts his battle axe up on his shoulder*

Toran:  Calm down, I don't want you to go after her...

Vorax:  Well, foine.  But ken I at leas' goan rough up her boyfriend there?

Toran:  Nah, I've met the guy.  He's alright.  I just... *sighs*  Just keep her away from me from now on.  I don't want a constant reminder of how she broke my heart...  




Ilsare:  Doo bee doo bee doo... that was so sweet of Toran, asking me out like that.  Humans are, like, so totally cute.  If he was just an elf I'd totally go out with him.
 
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Pseudonym

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 02:27:20 am »
Am I the only one who thinks this guy was modeled on this guy (with  the subsequent relations)?
 

Shiokara

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 02:53:12 am »
The famed alliance between Shindaleria and Beryl.

Shindaleria: I like water.
Beryl: I like gems!
Shindaleria: You leave me alone, I leave you alone?
Beryl: Sounds good.



Beryl excavates a nice, but dusty Penelope.
Shindaleria: Wash that for you?
Beryl: Sure!
 

Pseudonym

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 03:22:34 am »
Some pictures speak a thousand words.
 

Alatriel

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 09:41:35 am »
In the Pantheon of Layonara Highschool...

Rofirein was the Hall monitor, sometimes Sulterio helps him out.  Nobody seems all that happy when Sulterio is monitoring the halls though.

The Goth Crew:  Baraeon Ca'duz, Vierdri'ira.  Pyrtechon and Corath were there too, but they were a bit more hard core.  Az'atta was once there, but then suddenly decided she didn't want to be a goth anymore, and dumped her boyfriend Baraeon.  He got really upset, and now felt justified for his dark attitude.

Pyrtechon got expelled last week though for arson.  They think Corath might have been there... Somebody was laughing, but nobody saw him.

Grand tends to hang out in the bathrooms and beats up people for smokes.  People look at him as a bully.

Deliar is Prunilla's highschool sweetheart.  He's also his class treasurer.

The Hippies:
Aeridin, Folian, Katia, and Prunilla (but she just says she is eco-friendly)- sometimes Kithairien, but he doesn't like to classify himself that way.  Ilsare joins them from time to time.  Az'atta tries to hang out with them, but they just look at her like she is a wannabe.

Toran is a prep-jock and is quarterback of the football team, Vorax is a lineman.  Folian and Aeridin also play for the football team, but they do it because they like the comeraderie of the team.

Shindaleria is the foreign exchange student.

The art club consists of, Beryl, Ilsare

Dorand spends all of his time in shop class, but sometimes visits the girls in the art club.  Goran is a nerd who comes by and tries to tell Dorand all the new and fantastic things he could make if only he applied the wonders of science!

The football team thinks that Grannoch could play football for them... if she wasn't a girl- but due to her size they're considering her anyways.  She's the school's best wrestler.

Shadon and Branderback have a reputation for being class clowns...at least when people are looking.  It's suspected that the string of stereo thefts lately might... just might... be traced to them.

Mist used to be a cheerleader, but she changed her mind.  A couple of times.  She used to be popular too.... but well, maybe she will be again.  

Lucinda and Aragen are teachers' pets, but Aragen is content to let Lucinda shine so long as he can watch.  He always seems to have his nose in a book, either reading of writing.  Aragen IS the chess club.

Xeen is... well,  everybody knows Xeen.  She's really friendly.
 

lonnarin

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 01:47:42 pm »
Pyrtechon isn't goth, he's an angry metalhead who blows up people's lockers.  I was that kid in Highschool, so I should know.  Goths are all pouty and sarcastic, while metalheads break out into fits of ultraviolence.  Grand is also metal. :P

I guess I was more like Grand.  I used to crush people's lockers with my forehead  and pick people up by the head for fun.  Of course I was also a lineman for the football team, and the heavyweight on the wrestling team, so bits of Vorax and Grannoch are there as well.  Hmmmm....
 

Link092

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 10:15:46 am »
Quote from: Alatriel
In the Pantheon of Layonara Highschool...

The Goth Crew:  Baraeon Ca'duz, Vierdri'ira.  Pyrtechon and Corath were there too, but they were a bit more hard core.  Az'atta was once there, but then suddenly decided she didn't want to be a goth anymore, and dumped her boyfriend Baraeon.  He got really upset, and now felt justified for his dark attitude.


You forgot to mention that ever since Az'atta left, Baraeon and Vierdri'irabegin constant bickering, but decided that the other was better company than the rest...
 

Alatriel

Re: The real reasons behind Deity Relations
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 11:23:17 am »
Quote from: lonnarin
Pyrtechon isn't goth, he's an angry metalhead who blows up people's lockers.  


I was thinking it was more that Pyrtechon was Emo.  But I grouped him in with the Goths...  Corath just kind of laughs and jumps between all of them egging them on to self destruct.
 

 

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