Truth Behind the Dogma

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Taken from here.

"Hi! *waves happily* I'm Grandar, Dread High Priest of Corath! Would you like a flower? You look tired...can I get you something to eat perhaps? Maybe a nice place to sit and rest or a soft bed to sleep in? Your comfort is my greatest goal."

I just wanted to point out how truly terrifying that would be.

WHAT KIND OF FLOWER OH GOD ITS REALLY A DEMON

AHAAAAAHHAAAAAH THE FOODS POISON OH GOD IT BURNS

THE BED IS FULL OF FLIES!!!! FLESHEATING FLIES OH PLEASE SWEET AERIDIN LET ME DIE

[ycleption]

O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables,—meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
~Hamlet, Act I scene V