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Twisted Holiday Songs
« on: December 05, 2005, 01:26:00 pm »
It's that time of year for all of us in one form or another.
  Time for family....tension.  Food...mangled.  Presents.....returned.
  But you can't stay mad and those horrible carols we made up as kids and adults!  This one made up while shopping at a horrible tendy shop I was forced to go with my sister to.  Sung also...which spiced up the day wonderfully.
  So pull em out and type them down for posteriors...postelwaiths...posterity!
    *Sung to Deck the Halls*
  Deck the halls with Buddy Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la
  Dead so long he's plenty bendy, fa la la la la, la la la la
  A Tibia there, a Femur there now, fa la la, fa la la, la la la
  Scrub them well so they're not stinky, fa la la la la, la la la la
 

miltonyorkcastle

RE: Twisted Holiday Songs
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2005, 02:08:00 pm »
nothing, and I repeat, nothing is as good as:

*sung to Jingle Bells*

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away (or 'took balet'.... whatever your preference)

I must have sung that song a million times as a kid.... and not just at Christmas.....  

Did I mention I'm a Batman freak now?
 

 

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