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darkstorme

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2007, 01:25:56 pm »
*terrifying chord*  Nobody expects Layonara not to be the Spanish Inquisition!  Its chief weapon is Leanthar, Leanthar and Dorganath.  Its TWO chief weapons are Leanthar, Dorganath, and Ed.. its THREE main weapons ... amongst its weaponry are such names as....

Layonara is not a series of bad Python references.
 

Witch Hunter

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2007, 04:38:06 pm »
Layonara is not my favorite colour... wait.. it issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


:p that didnt turn too good
 

Marswipp

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2007, 04:50:55 pm »
Layonara is not a lightbulb.
Layonara is not a verb, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not an adjective, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not a spawn of evil.
Layonara is not my left foot.
Layonara is not royalty.

(What was all ready said?)
Playing D&D 3.5e, D&D 5e, Pathfinder, and exploring Starfinder through a VTT
 

darkwulf365

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2007, 05:14:46 pm »
Layonara is not what Chuck Norris created on the day that God rested
 

lunchboxkilla

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2007, 05:39:01 pm »
Layonara is not a barrel roll away from saving your life
 

ZeroVega

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2007, 06:37:19 pm »
Layonara is not running for President.
Layonara is not Robert Downy Jr.'s imaginary friend.
Layonara is not a new diet.
You know the twisty tie that comes with loaves of bread? That's not a Layonara.
Layonara is not a medical term for the mushy white stuff that forms around scabs when you take a hot shower.
Layonara is not the process by which Jello gets its jiggle.
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.
Layonara is not a numerical representation used in Trigonometry or Calculus.

...finally... once you go Layonara, you never go home.
 

AeonBlues

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2007, 06:51:50 pm »
Laynonara is not an animation directed by Hayao Miyazaki.
 

darkstorme

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2007, 07:11:09 pm »
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ZeroVega - 2/27/2007  9:37 PM
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.


No, actually, it's a province of Canada.  Turn right at Manitoba.  Can't miss it.

Layonara is not, however, a road sign.
 

lunchboxkilla

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2007, 07:14:51 pm »
Layonara is not the Emperor's Finest
 

LightlyFrosted

RE: What Layonara is not
« Reply #49 on: February 28, 2007, 02:14:39 pm »
Layonara is not the Other Leading Brand of detergent.

However, Layonara is also not the Freshmaker.

Layonara is not represented by Mister Clean or Tony the Tiger.
 

Nibor21

RE: What Layonara is not
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2007, 02:43:25 pm »
Layonara is not at version 2
 

gilshem ironstone

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2007, 02:44:38 pm »
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darkstorme - 2/27/2007  7:11 PM

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ZeroVega - 2/27/2007  9:37 PM
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.


No, actually, it's a province of Canada.  Turn right at Manitoba.  Can't miss it.

Layonara is not, however, a road sign.


Don't you mean left at Kenora?

Layonara is not a power-forward.
 

lunchboxkilla

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2007, 03:00:34 pm »
Layonara is not the name of the thunderhawk that will pick up your squad when the necrons over power ya
 

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Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #53 on: February 28, 2007, 05:59:28 pm »
Layonara is not the place to be the night before exams. *nods and frowns* :P
 

ZeroVega

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2007, 05:23:27 am »
Layonara does not have a hemi under it's hood.
Layonara is not the other white meat.
Layonara is not out to get you (everyone else is though).
Layonara is not a large body of salt water located in South West Asia.
Layonara is not a substitute for gravity.

Finally, it is neither a planet, or brand of popcorn, or a color at all related to Zinnwaldite... is is also not a medical procedure involving a laser, a monstrous subwoofer, and Maria Sharapova... last of all it is not and never will be real life.

(I promise you I have thoroughly tested the last part of that list and have come to the sad realization that while I can try my hardest to will my skin to turn obsidian, my eyes to turn red, and my clothes to turn suppa fly, I cannot will into existence an entire unique ecosystem and a magical source such as the Weave. I am sorry.)
 

lunchboxkilla

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #55 on: March 02, 2007, 09:06:33 am »
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ZeroVega - 3/1/2007  8:23 AM

Layonara does not have a hemi under it's hood.
Layonara is not the other white meat.
Layonara is not out to get you (everyone else is though).
Layonara is not a large body of salt water located in South West Asia.
Layonara is not a substitute for gravity.

Finally, it is neither a planet, or brand of popcorn, or a color at all related to Zinnwaldite... is is also not a medical procedure involving a laser, a monstrous subwoofer, and Maria Sharapova... last of all it is not and never will be real life.

(I promise you I have thoroughly tested the last part of that list and have come to the sad realization that while I can try my hardest to will my skin to turn obsidian, my eyes to turn red, and my clothes to turn suppa fly, I cannot will into existence an entire unique ecosystem and a magical source such as the Weave. I am sorry.)



I've done it all minus the black skin... it turns green..
 

DiegoBastet

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #56 on: March 02, 2007, 03:59:27 pm »
Layonara is not a server of powergamers and way-too-much steriotyped MMORPG players.
 

Fatherchaos

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #57 on: March 02, 2007, 04:36:14 pm »
Layonara is not the itching burning sensation that I have in my right foot (and subsequent left nostril) nor is it my new computer case that just arrived!
 

darkstorme

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #58 on: March 02, 2007, 07:23:57 pm »
Layonara is not a doomsday weapon.
Layonara does not expect Bond to talk.
Layonara is not a three-footed balding flamingo,
 

Marswipp

Re: What Layonara is not
« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2007, 07:56:40 am »
Layonara is not something that should crash the Firefox web browser.
Playing D&D 3.5e, D&D 5e, Pathfinder, and exploring Starfinder through a VTT