The World of Layonara
The Layonara Community => Just for Fun => Topic started by: AeonBlues on February 25, 2007, 07:35:14 pm
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Ok, I want to make a list of things Layonara is not. Every thing on this list should be something that other online game worlds have or do that makes Layonara the best on line game world anywhere.
1. Layonara is not a place where third world workers farm gold for your character while you are asleep.
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2. Layonara is not balogna. Nor is it a pony.
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3. Layonara is not a carton of milk.
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4. Layonara is not a place where I can stop laughing.
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5. Layonara is not where you can make the voices go away
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6. Layonara is not the name of a ferrit. In the event that it IS the name of a ferrit, through some incredible co-incidence, the Ferrit's name is WRONG.
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7. Layonara is not a food substitute and should not be handled by people who are regularly taking blood pressure medication, it could cause low blood pressure, mild confusion and the risk of losing sanity. Also Layonara should not be handled by women during pregnancy. test subject in rats show that the young were born with an addiction to Layonara that can't be cured
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Layonara is not the word that the fat ugly guy in FEAR shouts after you (that's "Sayonara")
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Layonara is not a means of tax avoidance, and should never be filled in as place of work on your tax return.
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Layonara is not bad...
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Layonara is not a place for UBER L33T HAXORS PWNING UR TOON! LOL!!!
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Layo is not a place where every fifth toon is an almost-naked female elf begging for "ne thing u can spare".
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Layonara is not were you can preform real weddings...*looks at the evercrack and wow players*
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Honora - 2/26/2007 10:03 AM
Layo is not a place where every fifth toon is an almost-naked female elf begging for "ne thing u can spare".
I thought we were supposed to point out where Layo was better. :)
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Layonara is not toast....(Why does that sound so familliar to me?) Layonara is not a place where |>30|>|_3 74|_|< |_!|
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Layonara is not a place where not being able to read *points up* that, is a bad thing.
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Layonara does not control you. You control it!
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In Soviet Russia, the Layonara plays YOU!
And that's terrible l337, Jess. Then again, I'm an 0ld 5ch00l pur157...
I think I just went down by a lot in so many people's eyes.
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Layonara will not help you better your rocket jumping kills
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Layonara will not defend your sentry turret from spies while you go build that dispenser you use to blow up heavy weapons guys
+20 on props if any one knows what i am talking about :)
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Planet Fortress or Tribes 2?
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Is not just a figment of Leanthar's imagination. The voices are real. They even PM him.
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Close but no
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Layonara is not a servant of the Emperor.
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Layonara is not legal in some states
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Stephen_Zuckerman - 2/27/2007 6:37 AM
Layonara is not a servant of the Emperor.
GAH!
Layonara is not a place to worship the machine Sprits
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Layonara is not a substitute for schoolwork, though it is used as a placenta PLACEBO for such in some cases. ;) Edit: 'Cause I'm dumb.
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Layonara is not responsible for damage to cars in the parking lot caused by shopping carts.
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*coughs* thats placebo Steph. ;)
and Layonara is not where your Question : "What ye be up to good sir?" is replied to by: "Doing Quest, lol"
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Layonara is not a place where i can predict what will happen.....
...nor is it somewhere you would want to be able to.
And it is especially not an exscuse to call in sick for work so you can sail the Ocean's killing pirates and freeing slaves with the Red Bear *sighs miserably*
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Layonara is not an escape from relationship drama.
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Layonara is not a secret society of spies and insurgent groups attempting to overtake the gov't
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Layonara is not a place where you count to ten thousand just to prove you can
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*points up with a chuckle*
Yes....that was sooooo bad! Blame Steve!
Oh....and of course.....Layonara is not "just" a game
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Layonara is not an acceptable replacement for sleep.
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Layonara is not your job.
Layonara is not how much money is in your bank account.
Layonara is not the car you drive.
Layonara is not the contents of your wallet.
Layonara is not your khakis.
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Layonara is not the danish mafia :D
what's khakis?
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Layonara is not the Spanish Inquisition.
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Faldred - 2/27/2007 3:13 PM
Layonara is not the Spanish Inquisition.
Its not!?
Layonara is not a sign of the apocalypse
on that note
Layonara is not a religion
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Niles09 - 2/27/2007 12:10 PM
what's khakis?
layonara is not a pair of pants with earth tone colors.
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*terrifying chord* Nobody expects Layonara not to be the Spanish Inquisition! Its chief weapon is Leanthar, Leanthar and Dorganath. Its TWO chief weapons are Leanthar, Dorganath, and Ed.. its THREE main weapons ... amongst its weaponry are such names as....
Layonara is not a series of bad Python references.
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Layonara is not my favorite colour... wait.. it issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
:p that didnt turn too good
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Layonara is not a lightbulb.
Layonara is not a verb, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not an adjective, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not a spawn of evil.
Layonara is not my left foot.
Layonara is not royalty.
(What was all ready said?)
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Layonara is not what Chuck Norris created on the day that God rested
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Layonara is not a barrel roll away from saving your life
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Layonara is not running for President.
Layonara is not Robert Downy Jr.'s imaginary friend.
Layonara is not a new diet.
You know the twisty tie that comes with loaves of bread? That's not a Layonara.
Layonara is not a medical term for the mushy white stuff that forms around scabs when you take a hot shower.
Layonara is not the process by which Jello gets its jiggle.
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.
Layonara is not a numerical representation used in Trigonometry or Calculus.
...finally... once you go Layonara, you never go home.
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Laynonara is not an animation directed by Hayao Miyazaki.
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ZeroVega - 2/27/2007 9:37 PM
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.
No, actually, it's a province of Canada. Turn right at Manitoba. Can't miss it.
Layonara is not, however, a road sign.
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Layonara is not the Emperor's Finest
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Layonara is not the Other Leading Brand of detergent.
However, Layonara is also not the Freshmaker.
Layonara is not represented by Mister Clean or Tony the Tiger.
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Layonara is not at version 2
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darkstorme - 2/27/2007 7:11 PM
ZeroVega - 2/27/2007 9:37 PM
Layonara is not one of the 48 United States.
No, actually, it's a province of Canada. Turn right at Manitoba. Can't miss it.
Layonara is not, however, a road sign.
Don't you mean left at Kenora?
Layonara is not a power-forward.
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Layonara is not the name of the thunderhawk that will pick up your squad when the necrons over power ya
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Layonara is not the place to be the night before exams. *nods and frowns* :P
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Layonara does not have a hemi under it's hood.
Layonara is not the other white meat.
Layonara is not out to get you (everyone else is though).
Layonara is not a large body of salt water located in South West Asia.
Layonara is not a substitute for gravity.
Finally, it is neither a planet, or brand of popcorn, or a color at all related to Zinnwaldite... is is also not a medical procedure involving a laser, a monstrous subwoofer, and Maria Sharapova... last of all it is not and never will be real life.
(I promise you I have thoroughly tested the last part of that list and have come to the sad realization that while I can try my hardest to will my skin to turn obsidian, my eyes to turn red, and my clothes to turn suppa fly, I cannot will into existence an entire unique ecosystem and a magical source such as the Weave. I am sorry.)
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ZeroVega - 3/1/2007 8:23 AM
Layonara does not have a hemi under it's hood.
Layonara is not the other white meat.
Layonara is not out to get you (everyone else is though).
Layonara is not a large body of salt water located in South West Asia.
Layonara is not a substitute for gravity.
Finally, it is neither a planet, or brand of popcorn, or a color at all related to Zinnwaldite... is is also not a medical procedure involving a laser, a monstrous subwoofer, and Maria Sharapova... last of all it is not and never will be real life.
(I promise you I have thoroughly tested the last part of that list and have come to the sad realization that while I can try my hardest to will my skin to turn obsidian, my eyes to turn red, and my clothes to turn suppa fly, I cannot will into existence an entire unique ecosystem and a magical source such as the Weave. I am sorry.)
I've done it all minus the black skin... it turns green..
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Layonara is not a server of powergamers and way-too-much steriotyped MMORPG players.
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Layonara is not the itching burning sensation that I have in my right foot (and subsequent left nostril) nor is it my new computer case that just arrived!
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Layonara is not a doomsday weapon.
Layonara does not expect Bond to talk.
Layonara is not a three-footed balding flamingo,
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Layonara is not something that should crash the Firefox web browser.
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Layonara is not part of a well-balanced diet.
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Layonara is, however, part of this balanced breakfast! (A good glass of Layo to wash the taste of this (http://omploader.org/file/eat%20l33t.jpg) out of your mouth...)
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Layonara is not conducive to marital bliss..unless your spouse plays with you.
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then yo uknow what yo uahve to do dan, get her to play hehe.
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Layonara is not a religion
speak for yourself, hun
@lunch box: the imperium of man is weak sauce, tau pwn all XD
layonara is not a good way to graduate from high school on time *grins*
layonara is not as good as the original starwars trilogy (though it is thousands of times better than the prequel moives *gags*)
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Layonara does not make good conversational topics with those who you associate with in the "real world."
Layonara is not good for turning in as essays to the teachers.
Layonara is not meant to be part of your application for scholarship to a college.
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Layonara does not make good conversational topics with those who you associate with in the "real world."
Layonara is not good for turning in as essays to the teachers.
Layonara is not meant to be part of your application for scholarship to a college.
Considering I know a number of people who do grad work on role playing, and even had a prof who was writing a work about the interstices of game and art, I would say you're wrong on the last two points there. On the first point... eh, you just need to associate with more geeks :-)
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Layonara is not FR... Layonara is not FR... *repeats while rocking slowly in the corner of a dark, padded room*
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Layonara is NOT your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Layonara is NOT a career, but if it was I'd probably try to do it for a living.
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Layonara is NOT your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Layonara is NOT a career, but if it was I'd probably try to do it for a living.
For the second one, I think all of us here would :P
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Layonara will not defend your sentry turret from spies while you go build that dispenser you use to blow up heavy weapons guys
+20 on props if any one knows what i am talking about :)
Team Fortress Classic, or Team Fortress 2?
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Layonara is not a hand operated kitchen appliance for manufacturing butter.
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Layonara is not immune to the awesome destructive force of King Ghidorah.
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Layonara is not a lightbulb.
Layonara is not a verb, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not an adjective, and cannot be turned into one.
Layonara is not a spawn of evil.
Layonara is not my left foot.
Layonara is not royalty.
(What was all ready said?)
Actually... Layonara is a verb ;)
"What are you gonna do tonight?"
"I think I'm gonna Layo."
I've been using it as a verb for months now.
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Layonara does not make good conversational topics with those who you associate with in the "real world."
Layonara is not good for turning in as essays to the teachers.
Layonara is not meant to be part of your application for scholarship to a college.
#1 - Says who? I've a few RL friends I've turned on to Layo....
#2 - Perhaps not, but Layo gave me the inspiration for my AI project.
#3 - See #2.
Layonara is not a hovercraft full of eels.
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Layonara is not a dwarf that has been dipped in honey and tied to an ant-hill.
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Layonara is not the coversheet for your TPS reports
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Layonara will not defend your sentry turret from spies while you go build that dispenser you use to blow up heavy weapons guys
+20 on props if any one knows what i am talking about :)
Team Fortress? :)
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Layonara is not something Chuck Norris isn't afraid of, he fears Layo!
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Layonara is not who took my stapler.
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I'm sorry, layonara is not the answer.
Layonara will not get you a wii.
Layonara will not get you a PS3.
Layonara will replace the two above in time.
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Layonara may not be the answer
But Layonara is Forty-Two so...
Its very similar to the answer I guess...:p
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But Layonara is Forty-Two
However Layonara is also not the question to get the answer of 42. I might however be the new world constructed to compute the question to the answer. (You never know what those mice are up to next.)
Layonara is not a diet
Oh I so disagree, I've eaten like once since I started player yesterday. I would definitely consider it a diet.
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Playing Layo is not the fault of the one armed man.
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Layo wont cure the common cold...
but it makes being sick fun
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Layonara is not a carefully concealed code to agents bent on world domination.
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or is it??? *looks around suspiciously*