The drunk road is a road untravelled
But you know I can't turn Down a Dwarf head ale
I'm a pointy eared man about yea high
And can I get another cheer
I'm a huntin for my money
And when I'm done you'll hear me cheer
Say what you want
Say what you will
Put it on my tab
Put it on my Bill
I don't know a thing about money
But I have a license to kill