World Leader Application: Squishy

[LynnJuniper]

You know with all this you're just suggesting that Rhynn be the new queen of the beholders. Squishy is just an insane prophet that will bring it all together, and then Rhynn shall rule the beholder race FOREVER O_O;;

[Falonthas]

hmm does this mean they will start carrying pallydum whap sticks?

[Xirion]

...if Squishy doesnot become to bloodthirsty and decides to take over the world and kills her :p

[LynnJuniper]

=O Squishy will never disobey the Rhynnykins! BLASPHEMY!

[Pseudonym]

@Lynnjuniper - this is still being discussed. Are you able to contact any other familiars and have them post their RP experiences with squishy to this thread?

Regards,
Pseudo

[LynnJuniper]

No but I can site other characters and beholders
Squishy has talked to beholders on Jrizz's and Dezza's quests
Also, He interacts with Ozy, Angela, Alantha, Storold, Jacchri and others on a firm basis (Whenever Rhynn sees them)

[Pseudonym]

Well, that all sounds fair enough to me. We'll put it to the vote but he (she? it?) will surely have my full endorsement.

[Falonthas]

woohoo one vote for squishy* the larger eyeball with his shade on cheers*

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

It; beholderkin are asexual, or rather, hermaphroditic like worms. However, in Squishy's particular case, it has more masculine qualities than feminine, and many choose to simplify things and refer to it as a him.


Pyyran has regular interaction with Squishy, and while not to the point of understanding his babble, is certainly on friendly enough terms with the addle-brained abberation (after a brief period of distrust in the beginning).

[Pseudonym]

*squints*

Are you sure it's a hermaphrodite?? Were I 'hermaphroditic', there's a fair chance i'd never wish to leave my bedroom, let alone aspire to World Leader status.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Recall, while humans, dogs, and dolphins peruse such enjoyments for the mere sake thereof, the vast majority of living things feel an occasional compulsion, a "going into heat." Trees (another hermaphroditic organism, albeit non-sentient according to current estimates of sentience) do this every spring/summer/whenever their own time is, when they release pollen into the air.

[Falonthas]

well you have your pink shirts so your close

[lonnarin]

@Lynnjuniper - this is still being discussed. Are you able to contact any other familiars and have them post their RP experiences with squishy to this thread?

Regards,
Pseudo

We're considering mating our beholderkin, but we're not entirely sure if they even have boy parts or girl parts, or what mating for them would entail.  So far their just spitting into a bucket and waging staring contests.

[LynnJuniper]

That awkward moment when you stumble upon this from years ago and wonder what exactly you were on when writing it.

[LynnJuniper]

That awkward moment when you stumble upon this from years ago and wonder what exactly you were on when writing it.

[Brutus_Clawfoot]

What ever it was, I want some too but only about a 10th of the amount that you were using!