Dem Stones is Cursed(As sung by Mangus Cruch, if you can call it singin)Yew don' know's nuth'n 'bout fear an' delirium
'till yew spends er night in er sanitarium
Dat's where er landed when er was er carry'n
Stoooones from deh deep down beloooow
Mebe yew's think's Er'm be'n contrary, an'
mebe yew's think's it's too legendary, an'
mebe yew's thinks Er ain' comparing it
to nuth'n Er truly knooooows
But Er'm here to tell ya,
from deep down below,
dem stones in cursed!
Er Knoooows!
Now down in deh deep, below deh geraniums.
Corky an' me an' Ryubi was fillet'n 'em
mushrooms like fishes in search er Titanium
waaaay way deep down beloooow!
Ryubi's an' Corkies an' My equilibrium's
was loos'n dey way in deh space/time continuum
when angry old golems was smash'n our craniums
Deeeep in deh deep down belooooow!
An' Er'm here to tell ya,
from deep down below,
dem stones is cursed!
Er Knoooows!
See, Me an' Ryubi, we was er folow'n
surely an' slowly, Corky deh whole way in
to er bridge where er wyrm was wait'n alone in
deh Deeeep deep deep down beloooow
an' dere we all took er stand an was smashen 'em
hard an' heavey, 'till his skull was er bash'n in
An little'r golems, den came er crash'n in,
deeeep in deh deep down beloooow!
Er means to tell ya,
as sure as me belly
dem stones is cursed!
Er knoooows!
So dem little'r golems, we was easily contain'n 'em
we smash'd dem up till nuth'n remained er dem
an low an' behold we found us er vein er deh
oooore we wanted deh moooost!
Hurray! Titanium! An' yay! Titanium!
Er was so happy Er sang pertaining 'em!
er love song like er epithalamium
siiiing'n away down beloooow
An yew mebe wonders
how deep down an' under
er word so big
Er Knooooows?
Well...Er dunno either, but we found er place where we
could rest in some hay but we
made er mistake in deh
deeeep deep deep deep down beloooow!
We din' rest, instead, we done hurried in.
Dem mushrooms had doubled dey numbers and furiously
smashed us so bad, Corky had to say "bury' em"
aloooone with dem stones down beloooow!
Don' fergit what Er said,
eef yew value's yew head,
"dem stones is cursed!"
Er knows....
...Eeeeerrrr ssssaaaaayyyy,....
...Dooon' fergit what Er saaaiiid......
...Eeeeeffff yeeew value's yew heeeaaad....
...deeem stooonesss...
...iiis cuuurrrsssed...
...Eeeeeeerrrrrr...
...knoooooooooooooooowwwwwsssssss.....
Ya!
