*sniffs* "Do you smell.....onions?" (pretty much everyone that knows Tath -Albert-)
"Alright, you can look at it.....but I want it back when you're done.....it's mine you know, finder's keeper's." (Pretty much every time Tath finds an item on a quest)
(A conversation, with pretty much anyone who isn't careful with their words, this is a dwarf however, meeting Albert for the first time)
Albert: "Hello Sir my name is Albert"
Dwarf: "Albert eh? Nice teh meet yeh Al."
Albert: "Errm.....*looks around* Who are you talking to?"
Dwarf: "Why ye acourse. Ye said yer name was Al."
Albert: *laughs slightly* "No I didn't, I said it was Albert."
Dwarf: "Yeah, Al."
Albert: "No Albert."
Dwarf: "Al an Albert be deh same thing kid."
Albert: "Actually there is a four letter difference, now who's Al?"
Dwarf: "Ye are!"
Albert: "I am?"
Dwarf: "Yeh, ye are."
Albert: "You sure?"
Dwarf: "Acourse I'm sure!"
Albert: "Hrrm.....to think, I've been going by the wrong name all this time. Won't Quin and Derrick be surprised."
*someone walks up*
Someone
: "Hello Albert."
Albert: "Hrrm? Oh no, it's Al now."
Someone: "You changed your name again?"
Albert: "No no, he did."
Someone: "He changed his name?"
Albert: "No he changed my name."
Someone: *sighs and rolls his eye* "The bank won't be happy with this, they told you to try and keep one name."
Albert: "I do have one name."
Someone: "They meant the same name."
Dwarf: "Yer crazy elf yeh know dat?"
Albert: "Crazy, beautiful, intelligent, witty, charming, intelligent, skilled, resourceful, intelligent. The list goes on and on you know. Would you like me to reicte it all for you?"
(At that he will being talking about all of the things that he is, and he'll eventually get to his unusual love of Onions, and he'll then spiral into a million different facts about..... Sulfer making an onion taste the way it does. The proper humidity levels for keeping onions. The proper temperature for keeping onions. How never to keep onions with potatoes. And the magical properties of the great and all powerful Vidalia!)
