One for Kalberen
Er meet's er Elf
Who don' treats me well
'Cause he thinks Er wants to eats'm
But Er knows Er won'
'Cause down in diss hole
Eef Er wants to gits out Er needs'm
Spiders was there
But dat Elf din' care
'Cause he could easily pierce'm
Use'n his bow
His arrows dey flowed
Fluidly fast an' fearsome!
An'..
Er was er smashen'm
With me club, an' er bashen'm
In like dey was goo
But dat elf's magic arrows
Flew faster den sparrows
An' each time, his aim was true!
An' yew know, even though
Er felt sickly an' slow
An' sluggish from alla dat poison,
Er was er whole lotta glad
On my side Er had
Dat Orc hate'n Elfish person!
An' den in deh end
When we comes 'round er bend
An' finds deh exit at las'
An' dat Orc hate'n Elfish
Person weren't selfish
He gimme half deh silk what he has..
So now Er believes
Elfish folk can be's
Not all Orc hate'n alla dem
Dem spiders was mean
But we got out clean
Thanks to me good pal Kalberen!
Woohoo!