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Deh Raven //A Halloween treat mentioning Corky, Gisom, and suggestively alluding to Ravemore//

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Brutus_Clawfoot:
 //If only I had half the wit and wisdom of Edgar Allan Poe! // Deh Raven by Mangus Crunch Er wanted to goIn deh blithering snowTo deh pits of er icy cavern What Er din' knowsWas deh cold nearly frozeMe fingers as dey clutched me lantern Along deh wayCorky an me,An'Gisom was fight'n Goblins.Dey weren't  afraidOf me club an' dey bladesSo's dey smashed me on me noggin!  An' some how Er saw himWhile Er was er brawl'nOn er tree branch nearby,Deh Raven! But Er paid him no mind,Spend'n me time,Smash'n dem goblin's skulls in. An' Gisom an' meAn' dat dere CorkyWas bust'n dey bones all in! But den deh cold Starts tak'n er holdAn Er quickly git's to freez'nWe was fight'n  some WargsGiv'n dem our worstWhen suddenly again... Er see's him! Up in er tree As plain as can beDat ominous birdDeh Raven... But Corky an' GisomWas too busy given'mWargs er senseless beat'nDey was in er hurrySo Er din' worryNo thought to any retreat'n Den giants we foundAn' dey comes aroundBang'n  me head in deh snowWhen Er hits deh groundEr looks around An' Er seen him wouldn't yew know? Dat black bird of nightHe gimme er frightJust er star'n me downDeh Raven... Now Lucky for meQuickly CorkyDone picked me up an' saved me! While Gisom was smash'nDem giants, Er drank er batch erDem potions what Corky gave me! Den Er see's up aheadDeep in deh deadOf deh cold, er icy figure!He's stand'n dere wait'nTo smash me Orc face in,With a fistful of clenched icy fingers! Er thought struck me mind While he struck me blindDat he had been sent by...Dat Raven Er nearly diedWe barely survivedWhen somehow Gisom beat himAn Er was relievedWhen Er finally seenHim lay'n there defeated We was slow to recoverFrom dat icy buggerBut after some time we was leav'nAs we left it got colder.Er looked over me shoulderTo see if Er could see'm, Deh black winter foulWho was out on the prowl,In dat cold, cold place, Deh Raven...       

Ravemore:
*Chuckles* You get a litle bit of Halloween XP for that... From "deh Raven."-Rave

Brutus_Clawfoot:
Aw...  I miss Leanora. Ain’t got no computer no more though. If only I could get it on my iPhone. 

Brutus_Clawfoot:
//Not sure how to post in a new topic these days so I’ll just stick this here for now//

The revival of Mangus Clawfoot

Dust is duh stuff what happened to meeeee
Dust is duh stuff what Er come to
beeeee
Dem years of adventures an’ goblins Er
Smaaaashed
An’ dungeons Er scrolled in, an’ giants Er
Baaaashed

Er say,
Dungeons Er scrolled in, an’ giants Er
Baaaashed

What fer Er becomes from slash’n an’ thrust’n me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust
What fer Er becomes from shash’n an’ thrust’n me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust

Er remembers duh names erv me maties in aaaarrrms
Seteece, an’ Pathfinder an’ Bjorne, an’ Armaaaaaaan
Plenarius, Brisbane, Ozzy, An’
Laaaance!
An’ too many fallen in forgotten
Laaaaands!

Er say,
Too many fallen in forgotten
Laaaaaands!

What fer Er becomes from slash’n an’ thrust’n me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust
What fer Er becomes from slash’n an’ thrust’n  me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust

Er finds me a hole in duh ground down belooooooow
Uh place where me meets uh dragon of
Oooooold
She ain’t no lady! She gimme her breeeeeath
An’ there in dat hole Er finds me
deeeeeeath!

Er say,
There in dat hole...
Er finds me death!

What fer Er becomes from shash’n an’ thrust’n me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust
What fer Er becomes from shash’n an’ thrust’n  me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust

An’ there Er remains turn’n to
duuuust
Er passed away. Me sword turned to
Ruuuust
When slowly uh wind comes bowing my way
Uh magical wind swirling up me remains...

Er say,
Magical winds swirling
up me Remaaaaaains!

What fer Er becomes from shash’n an’ thrust’n me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust
What fer Er becomes from shash’n an’ thrust’n  me bastard swords blade?
Nuth’n but duuuust

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