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Zoogmunch

Rocky sings fer a halfer selling pies
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:52:26 am »
Whilst munching the apple pie just bargained for the dwarf bard Rockhead Howling Wolf thinks up a ditty on the spur of the moment,

"here we go lass"

*sings*

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of flies,
four and twenty halfers baked in a pie!
When the pie was opened the halfers all did sing,
what a strange cacophony ter set before a king.

The King was in his counting house, eating bread and honey,
the Queen was elsewhere shopping, spending all his money,
the maid was in the laundry room a-picking at her nose,
when in dashed a suave roguish guy and pinched all her clothes.

"Ta da!" he says,   *perform check=67ish*


(note to editor. the gentleman concerned was not of course molesting the young lady in any way what so ever, the rhyme be one of them double entendre's loike to amuse folk who might have thoughts veering in that direction, the lewd direction that is but I don't write such stuff......does I?)
 
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Zoogmunch

Re: Rocky sings into his beer.
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 03:35:55 pm »
*he takes up the tenth jug of ale and not even pouring it in his mug he tips it up an dours it down his throat. Another tear runs down his cheek into his stew soaked beard*

*he sings in a mournful bass*

This world it spins, was it just lust?
my love has gone, she's turned to dust,
a lassie tall with deep red hair,
I'd never seen one so fair.

She walked amongst the world not long,
I eased her hurt with words and song,
she washed my dirty shirts each day,
by night her job it was to lay,
her body on the line for pay,
to others who never knew her name,
or cared for her when on the game.

But I knew her every laugh,
and never even touched her face,
I still recall her every pore,
from watching her shout from her door,
for me to get on  "Move my arse!"
when i was predisposed to farce,
which ritually is day to day,
that is the dwarven bardic way.

Her eyes were blue,
her coat was green,
her blouse had touch of golden sheen,
but shabby in the daylight air,
as if to match her tousled hair,
and gaudy brooch and tarnished rings,
with untrained voice she often sings
childish songs from times long gone,
of love and joy, her heart it shone!

But now she's lost,
disease has won,
she had no coin for aid or help,
perhaps if I had offered gold,
I had chanced to be so bold,
to offer her my heart but then,
that aint the way of of me nor ken,
so I'll drink from place to place
and dream on her sweet smiling face.

* he leaves the alehouse dropping a small sprig of yellow flowers on a paupers grave in the red light district of Leringard. No one visits*



//a touch of melancholy today.Hope you like. I think Rockhead has mentioned her to a few as his seamstress.  *Perform check equals 3*
 

Zoogmunch

Re: Rocky sings fer someone lost.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 03:49:36 pm »
//should be mariners  hold of course
 

 

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