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General Discussion / Where are all tha dwarf lasses at?

« on: May 09, 2005, 01:01:00 am »

SERIOUSLY!

How we dwarves gonna repopulate da globe iffn dey ain any lasses wit wide stocky child bearin hips an whiskers?  Ah still've yet ter meet me first REAL woman since movin ter Mistone....  Ahm gonna go bloody INSANE!!!  Kinnah make young uns wit em elf lasses, dey snaps loike hickory!

Please please please, dwarf lasses, visit da submission forum, an coome ter Hlint.  Ye gots a Bjorn, Gloin, Gulnyr, Harg, Breunor, and so many more foine rich stocky lads dat needs lovin too.  Layonara needin more dwarven wimmins!

-Bjornigar Ironguts