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Wild Surge Inn / Re: The end of Celgar Magnus (brace for long reading)
« on: April 13, 2008, 06:47:05 am »
((for those that know my char, he's not dead just to stubborn to die, Maybe oldage got to him or maybe he's still living? who knows, Don't delete him yet L. I might bring celgar around to harass a few people))

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Wild Surge Inn / Re: The end of Celgar Magnus part 2
« on: April 13, 2008, 06:26:43 am »
With full plate on and the cold once again stinging his senses, Celgar call out a single word "Faith!". With the sound of thunderclap the Shield golem appeared and looked to its master quietly "To the north we shall go old friend. It is time we show these cultists the true power of the weave" he sneered at the golem as he slapped his help into place and put his staff into a holster on his back. As they ran north following the now half hidden path the cultists left behind Celgar chanted one of the many litanys he learned as a young cleric to harden his soul for the horrors that was to come, Corath's followers always had the foul undead in tow.  
        After what seemed like it was like hours of running thought the deep snow Celgar came upon another cave hidden deeply in the mountain side. The tainted waft of rotting flesh mixed with the warped weave that these cultists were using for their experiments. Crouching low as he could he waved his golem to go first while he started the long string of prayers that would ensure his safety from death magics and other ill spells. the golem roared as it charged into the cave head long shouting its war cry. there was a loud cry as the first victim of the golem's wrath was indeed still alive. Then Celgar heard the sounds of two more frantic people casting as many offensive spells into the golem  trying to save their friend but they were to late and the spells bounced off the golem's body.
"Immune to magic!" Celgar shouted as he started his head long charge into the cave drawing his dragon slayer long sword letting its holy light purify the area. His eyes looked to his golem seeing it was in the middle of twisting the human in half in its hands as the greater magic missile spell bounced off its armored side. "For Lucinda" Celgar roared as he came upon the closest mage and rammed his sword deeply into the humans mid section and proceeded to lift the man into the air with one hand. The still living cultist quickly turned to Celgar with the look of fear creeping through his features never seeing such fury of an attack as his partner was lifted off his feet and then watched in horror as Celgar proceeded to bash the man's head in with his shield. While Celgar was distracted the mage unleashed salvos of negative energy waves at Celgar in a vain hope to kill the man but by his fourth spell was cast he was crushed under the fury of the shield golem.
   The fight had started and ended quickly as happed, tossing the dead man to the side Celgar signaled the golem that the man was long dead and to keep moving. This cave has to be their main operations, Celgar thought looking at the random assortment of rotting bodies and other ill things crawling in the dark. Moving deeper a sense  of dread slammed into Celgar's soul knowing the soul mother was watching him, waiting like a hyena for its meal to die. He pushed the thought form his mind as he turned another corner and barreled his way thought a small army of undead. Undead fingers clawing at his silver armor as he he pushed and hacked his way to the center.  Meanwhile his golem seems to be enjoying the destruction and was tossing corpses as it tried to follow its smaller more nimble master, roaring its battle cry as it stopped down a few undead under its massive feet. "I do not fear you!" Celgar shouted as he brought up his arms and let loose the purifying light that
washed over the cave's walls and turned the hoard of undead to dust.  The whole hoard of undead was just a distraction as there were 3 more "spell flingers" as Celgar noted and they were already in mid cast of their spells. Celgar turned to see they weren't casting the normal death spells and he quickly brought up his shield to protect him self as the searing light beams screeched past his head and tore into his golem. The sound that followed sounded like a roar of pain as the golem's core was ruined forcing the golem to its knees. Faith, another one of Celgar's Venerable golems had fallen to its knees for the fist time ever. The golem struggled to move but fell, before it could hit the ground its summoning spell was broken and the golem was gone. Celgar turned to the 3 whooping and cheering spell casters and he roared out Lucinda's holy word a searing beam blasted its way from the middle caster and the last thing they saw was the glowing arcane circle at their feet and then nothing, they were blind in a matter of seconds while one of their numbers screamed in pain as his soul was stripped form his body and casted into darkness. Celgar stood tall and looked to the last two now blind casters and pointed at them. He shall make them suffer far worse than his golem did and with one arcane word he launch a salvo of hammer of the gods into the two pounding them to pulp under Lucinda's holy wrath. "Kill me but spare my golems" he grinned a bit knowing that His shield golem was safe back on its planar home getting  the repairs it needed after that attack.
      With the three casters dead  Celgar charged past the pulpy mess that marked where they stood smirking to him self he ran into the anti chamber of the cave and was frozen in place as he laid his eyes on a lich. "You" Celgar muttered ashe saw the long dead skeleton turn and look to him
"We meet again Celgar, How many years since my release from Hlint?" it said in a jovial tone "Ten or twelve years now?"
"thirty" Celgar said ha he tarted the long process of summing his last golem whispering the prayer as quietly as he could
"Ah... time passes so fast for me" the Lich said in a mocking tone "I see the years have changed you whelp of Lucinda"
"Vengeance" Celgar shouted as the flow of the weaves washed around his body like a whirlpool of energy pulling the massive Mithril golem form its home plane. The golem didn't bother to look around and charged at the lich
"Ah new toys" the Golem cackles as it brought it's staff to bare and the golem paused in full stride."Come far from the days of summoning that pathetic pile of stone you so adore" the lich unleashed salvos of arcane spells into the golem as the spell that held it in place wore off. Celgar flinched watching the magic show tear the golems left arm off in a knot of twisted mithril, but the golem didn't stop roaring loudly as it raised it's right arm to strike the lich, its body riddled with thousands of holes and carbon burns form the powerful magics. Bring his staff up to block the golem's arm was held inches from the lich's staff. Taking his time like a predator stalking its prey Celgar moved slowly and with calculating movements he muttered a few prayers and launched a salvo of searing light into the lich's shield to distract him from the golem making Celgar the bigger threat. As soon as the lich turned to Celgar he returned with his salvo of magics filling the darkness with bloody red light making Cel's attack pale in power.  Drawing his shield up quickly he felt the blow ram into his shoulder with the force of an angry god almost knocking Celgar off his feet and impaling his flesh with rays of unholy magic sputtering and coughing from the pain in his body Celgar looked up to see his holy sheild was ruined beyond protection, deep inside Celgar's soul he weeped for the loss of his shield. A gift given to him by an old friend that no longer lives. Tossing the now useless lump of adamantium to the side Celgar reached for his third sword and screams with all the will and hate he could muster for the evil that walked the world "Faith is my shield" . Pulling the half broken sword the lich let out a howl of laughter
"You going to defeat me with a broken sword boy?" he said still holding off the mithril golem as if it wasn't even there
"I am her will," Celgar chanted, "I am the embodiment of the weave set on this mortal realm," he chanted louder as the upper half formed into a blade of pure energy "I am her light!" he said as he charged at the lich turning him self into a whirlwind of death throwing fury of blows into the lich forcing him to drop his protective shield, not skipping the beat his mithril golem turned on his heel and back handed the lich sending him past Celgar by mere inches and roared its victory as the lich flew into the air.
" you Celgar and your toys" the lich said as if being swatted by a gnat and slowly got up "I am done playing!" it roars as it leveled its staff to the golem and fired a beam of raw blood red energy into the golem. coving his Eyes Celgar turned to his golem to watch it shudder and let out a pitiful roar as its body started to shake. I know what is happening to him, Celgar thought to him self as he watched, Its dying...the soul core is being ruined and there is nothing can do. He watched in horror as his golem's chest buckled outwards and for a scant moment he thought he say the imprisoned soul escape only to be snatched up by the soul mother. With its soul core gone the golem started to disintegrate rotting away with death and decay from the lich's spell ruining not only its power source but killing the body so that it shall never rise again.
"Monster" Celgar roared as the licks fired more beams into Celgar's body lancing though him. With hate and rage in his mind Celgar ignored the corruption hitting his body and charged on. with his holy blade in his right and his dragon slayer in his left he started to unleash hell upon the lich not giving him a chance to bring that staff into play. The holy blade cleaved through the lich's staff like n Ax through a twig and cut down the robes of the lich. with his left he brought his sword arm up and punched the lich in the head sending that grinning skull reeling and with a back hand he ran the blade over the ribs of the lich letting the heavily enchanted blade burn with fire and with the silver pure energy dance all over the lich's body
"I shall kill you" the lich roared as if he was in pain his body being torn apart by the insane attacks
"And I shall drag your soul to hell with me" Celgar roared as the lich pointed a bony finger at Celgar's face letting the dreaded spell finger of death loose upon the mortal.
If the lich had a face left it would have the look of disbelieving what has happened. Celgar's helm rotted away to rust leaving Celgar's head intact. His short cropped hair glowed silver in the faint like that of scales of a silver dragon. placing his boot onto the lich's ribs and forcing the lich down onto the ground tossing his swords to the side Celgar drew his staff "This is for my friend you killed in Hlint" he roared as he drove his staff into the eye of the screaming lich and let all his power drain from his soul into his staff blowing the lich apart in holy light.
      An hour passed a Celgar recovered form his wounds, slumping on the ground holding his staff close to him keeping his body upright "Mercy, please"he rasped as the golem crawled up from the stone floor like a man climbing out of quick sand and roared at Celgar almost like it was a question "Find the...soul stone and bring it to me" he rasped again not moving but staring down at the ash of the Lich's body "Its close...I can still feel the taint here" he muttered and waited for his golem to return.
 Another hour passed and the golem waddled to Celgar holding a large black crystal in its massive stone hand holding it out to Celgar. "Thank you old friend" Celgar smiled to it like he would a father rewarding his child and nodded to the golem "You have done well" he said softly "Crush it and carry me out of this hole if you could.
    mean while back at the tavern the Bard was shocked to see a little stone golem crawl out of the small sack the priest left behind clutching a badly flawed emerald to its chest looking around for its master. with out warning it turned to the door and waddled to it banging with urgency with his free arm trying to break the rood and get free. Quickly getting up the bard ran to the door to find a bloody soaked note on the door and it was part poem part note.
"I'm the best that ever has been, the best there ever will be, and the best there is now. Congratulations to me, I'm the best of the absolute worst. I should of become a farmer.

Take my things and keep them as your but let Little Veoan free...As for me pass on to my friends my body is done, I shall hide from the world and let my life slip away in peace for once... I can't go on any more...

Let all you meet know of me for the good and bad, tell them I am not a hero but just a simple priest doing what is done...

Signed Celgar Magnus
Priest of Lucinda"


The bard looked out and saw a blood trail mixed with giant sized foot prints. the little golem half buried in the snow let out an excited chirped as it followed after its master with its flawed prize held tightly in one hand while it waved to an unseen person as if Celgar was watching in the snow fall.

End
 


The bard bowed to the people with in the tavern and spoke quietly "I have heard of a rumorer of an old man that lives off an old deep path behind Blackford hidden deep with in the woods is an old man talking to the tiny golem as if it was his own child...but that is just a rumor...I do not know what happened to Celgar after that"

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General Discussion / Re: Hello and goodbye :(
« on: April 12, 2008, 01:23:29 pm »
I may return. *wink* i just need to find my hoards of under dark CD lol

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General Discussion / Re: For what it's worth...
« on: June 10, 2007, 09:14:14 pm »
Shame to see another fellow CT person drop out, See around brother, Go whalers!

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Just for Fun / Re: Most Enjoyed Books or Authors
« on: April 21, 2007, 05:10:10 pm »
The Hourus Heresy set

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Just for Fun / Re: Want to ask "stupid questions" for fun?
« on: March 26, 2007, 09:28:28 pm »
Why must i be leave it?

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Just for Fun / Re: For anyone who likes Harry Potter
« on: March 23, 2007, 03:30:56 am »
Quote from: lunchboxkilla
My name is Celgar. I am an evil, vile little man.


I didn't post this....And for Future reference...I NEVER will call my self Celgar

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Just for Fun / Re: Want to ask "stupid questions" for fun?
« on: March 23, 2007, 03:27:52 am »
Why do people think Celgar is insane?

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Introduce Yourself / Re: Yo.
« on: March 18, 2007, 03:17:11 am »
Smash things? Well he's close to Huntington.. so yeah smash things is fitting :D

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General Discussion / Re: Signature images
« on: March 16, 2007, 02:37:34 pm »
I need to remember how to get it back so every one can see it...

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Just for Fun / Re: The Dead Alewives - Dungeons & Dragons
« on: March 15, 2007, 10:37:35 am »
Bring up to a GM, L is good start, that your going to cast magic missile and your attacking the darkness..

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*a note was tacked on with a trowing dart under the other notes* the lady clad in black was just an innocent by stander.

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General Discussion / Re: Layonara's not the only thing upgraded...
« on: March 09, 2007, 03:40:42 am »
should of went water cooling....

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General Discussion / Re: Famous Last Words - on Layonara
« on: March 06, 2007, 11:15:50 pm »
"Ok come on these are just Kobolds... how hard?....ones coming I got him"

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General Discussion / Re: The Arbiter - A GM demon!
« on: March 05, 2007, 12:30:25 am »
The Arbiter??? some one has been playing too much halo

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General Discussion / Re: Rent for player housing in V3?
« on: March 05, 2007, 12:17:31 am »
Ok I'm stepping into the this little squall....

Ideas are what could kill modding. If the dev team starts listing to the people they end up making shoddy games, Look at tribes 3, NWN 2. Duke nukem forever, Starcraft ghost, and so on.
You guys want realism yet you don't. from other posts you have stated that ladies of the night shouldn't be in lay due to the age rating yet we want things like taxes?

I think the Tax system is gonna be over bearing on an already unstable system.. And just by the numerous things that this servers are taking into account yeah....
 House are a win win situation, so what? I'm pretty sure every player that owns a house must of crafted, killed, quested, and every thing under the sun to gt a home and now because they play once in a great while have no gold in the bank lose it to some little script line in the system that say he has no gold to keep the home that he fought tooth and Nail to get?... Why can we leave it at the one little place your char doesn't have to worry about? his little piece of haven from the grind of life, killing and bashing things?


"Ya want realism? Go out side", Thats what i said when I was modding tribes 2 games. I for one am not for the tax thing seeing my char is half retired, I just got enough gold in the bank to get food and the odd item if it comes by...


One final question... What would happen if say.... you lost your internet for a few months...char bankrupt and you have gathered oh, items that were given to ya by a dm or you were gathering for crating (IE mithril and emeralds and such) and because of this you lost your home to taxes?

It isn't fair to players that have Real life things to do that are, gods yes i am saying it, More important than layo

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Just for Fun / Re: Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful
« on: March 03, 2007, 02:00:34 am »
Come stay, Feed Leanthar your soul

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Just for Fun / Re: Good bye Layonara...
« on: March 02, 2007, 09:24:39 am »
Look at warhammer on line then look at wow *grin*

Its not gonna be clean and pretty...
Besides... Warcraft and starcraft were what happen when games wrokshop turned down Bioware when they were making warhammer games, instead of scraping it change a few names and soem things and poof.
Zerglings=Tyrnids

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Just for Fun / Re: What Layonara is not
« on: March 02, 2007, 09:06:33 am »
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ZeroVega - 3/1/2007  8:23 AM

Layonara does not have a hemi under it's hood.
Layonara is not the other white meat.
Layonara is not out to get you (everyone else is though).
Layonara is not a large body of salt water located in South West Asia.
Layonara is not a substitute for gravity.

Finally, it is neither a planet, or brand of popcorn, or a color at all related to Zinnwaldite... is is also not a medical procedure involving a laser, a monstrous subwoofer, and Maria Sharapova... last of all it is not and never will be real life.

(I promise you I have thoroughly tested the last part of that list and have come to the sad realization that while I can try my hardest to will my skin to turn obsidian, my eyes to turn red, and my clothes to turn suppa fly, I cannot will into existence an entire unique ecosystem and a magical source such as the Weave. I am sorry.)



I've done it all minus the black skin... it turns green..

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Just for Fun / Re: What Layonara is not
« on: February 28, 2007, 03:00:34 pm »
Layonara is not the name of the thunderhawk that will pick up your squad when the necrons over power ya

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