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Messages - Krug
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« on: April 16, 2008, 11:12:26 am »
Dern little elven bugger. Dat kid tried and steal a pie out frem underneath me nose, jist has i was brewin'. Oi cant yell at dey kid cuz he always be speakin' dey elven. He jist starts rambling about this an' tat in elven. Oi can't get throug to him. Oi gots to get Kali to teach me sum words to make him stop tryin' to steal all dey pies, Oi LITTLE BUGGER!
-Suds
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« on: April 13, 2008, 09:44:23 am »
Oi twas anoder gud day of brewin'. Dey baked grains oi had to crack dem and get them malted. Dat took a gud while. Den Kali say we be have sum big party sun. A gala or sumtin' she be needin' seventy bottles of wine. Oi had to go get some grapes near Kartherin or sumtin from dey walls of Xeen. Twas along trip, but wit Ben and Elfy it was seemin' a gud time. When oi finally got back to dey Arms oi went ta makin' dey wine. Got four gud bottels fore' oi ran out of grapes. Oi felt gud, me first real drink besides juices sense oi left me clan. Aye twas a gud day.
-Suds
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« on: April 10, 2008, 11:17:47 am »
Kali an' oi has not got a gud teachin' in yet. But oi have been hearin' dey stuff all around dey Arms. Kali sings dey elven seems like everyday. Oi be back in dey kitchen and oi can jist hear dey singin' all dey time. She be very gud dey elven jist flows out of her mouth. Also der be a little kid runnin' around dey Arms. Oi dey little bugger be annoyin' sumtimes buy also sumtime dey little bugger be gud. When it is annoying thou Kali seems to be yellin' at dey thing in elven. So oi be gettin' use to dey sounds.
-Suds
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« on: April 08, 2008, 11:51:54 pm »
*Suds walks out from the kitchen after a long day of roasting barley and rye. He feels good after a long day of work, and knows he is one step closer to becoming a brewmaster. He takes a seat on his stool in front of the bar and begins to down of a few tankards of ale, and then a few more.Then Grenna takes a seat next to him.
Grenna- 'She gots a purty voice an some roight noice talent..Still..dis noight be purfect fer a gud ol fashioned dwarfen drinkin song.'
Suds- 'Aye, ye be rioght gud fer an elf. aye a drinkin' song ye want den.
*After Kali finishes her song SUds stands up and heads near the stage with a half empty tankard of ale, he gives a little bit of a wink to Kali, and she starts to play something a little more up beat, Suds start feel the music and even begins to clap alittle, after he gets into he starts to sing the first verse of a dwarven drinking song*
Oi like beer and ale and wine
Oi could drink it all dey time
if dey ale-jug wiegh a tun
den ill be drinkin' to one
all even split a tankard with you
cause ill be drinkin' till dey time be two
get anouther round fer me
cause ill be drinkin' to half pass three
if der be ale, oi wont be near dey door
cause ill be drinkin' to way pass four
get me a big enough jug, and in ill dive
cause ill be drinkin' aleast to five
get me all the ales, and make a mix
cause ill be drinkin' long after six
der better be ale in dey place call heaven
cause ill be drinkin der at seven
der be no wars, or even hate
cause dat be wut happen when ye drink till eight
ye wont need to even dine
cause ye'll drink wit me up to nine
Grab dat Ale! fer me an' Ben (Poetr)
cause we'll be drinkin' way after ten
oi dont know ye name but ye'll be called kevin
and ye be drinkin' wit us to eleven
I be to drunk to have dey twelve rhyme
but dis drinkin' be fun all dey time
luks like we had a gud trip
but dis be dey very last sip
*Suds then grab his half tankard of ale and finishes offs the rest of it and goes sits back down near Grenna*
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« on: April 06, 2008, 07:32:37 pm »
Ah today was a gud day. Oi finally got into dey Arms. Oi got me key and startin' in wit dey crafting. Oi had to start roasting grains. Ah dey smell of dey Brewer's oven was a gud smell. Oi havent got to smell dat smell sense oi left be clan. it was gud. Den oi got a letter frem a guy name Pig. Oi went to c dis Mister Pig. Oi made him a deal he gave me plenty of brewing supplies, and oi have to make him sum will-o-whiskey. Oi took dey idea. I tink dey whiskey shouldnt' be to har' to make.
-Suds
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« on: April 03, 2008, 10:19:20 pm »
Oi now i found dey place to start perfectin' me brewin'. Der be a tavern in leringard dat be needin' a brewer. Dey job be perfect I get to do wut I luv,plus dey lady der be an elf. She agreed to help teach me dey elven. So me trainin' will start. Dey lady named kali say she teach me fer me brew dey better dey brew dey better dey lesson. After dat me tinks she'll give me sum shinies!
-Suds
//This is the started post of my training of the elven ear IG.
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« on: April 02, 2008, 11:13:20 am »
*looks at the gypsey nervously*
Aye, I always carry atleast one jug of dey stuff *chuckles*
*Suds take off his pack and pulls out a few jugs*
Des be wut I carry now, luks like I got a wiz's wheat ale, Will-o-wiskey, oi got sum juices luks like razbury,
*picks up a jug and takes a drink* Aye dat be a broken knuckle beer, and last but not least.
*he takes out his pack a jug wrapped carefully so not to break*
Aye, dey greatest ale in all of Layonara. Dis I can not duplitcate, not fer awhile, So make sure ye dont drink it to much.
*He pulls out the legendary Clan Alebrew, Ale; and hands the jug to kali*
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« on: April 01, 2008, 11:13:29 pm »
"Oi der ms....... ms........
Me name be Suds of dey Alebrew Clan
I jist happen to see dey sign ye be lukin' fer a new cook/brewer.
Well be skills aint ta great in dey cookin' but brewin be me best.
I was wonderin' ifin' ye still need dey job filled dat I be willin' to do so.
So, do I get dey job?
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« on: March 02, 2008, 01:07:24 pm »
THud met dis odd tiny persun. Is name be Snimdrod. THud no know wut Snimdrod say. He no talk like THud. THud try help tiny snimdrod. THud no he no let it town, but THud sneak in. Dat make THud sad dat THud do bad. THud get bad feelin in THud stumak. It go way cuz THud help snimdrod and dis oder lady help rat lady. THud help dem to help her dat make THud feel gud. THud do gud. THud den leave after THud help dem and rat lady.
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« on: February 25, 2008, 07:27:13 pm »
THud just walk by dey town of Hemp and dey people gots mad. THud no do bad. THud no know why dey no like THud. Dey mad at THud and THud no do bad. Dey only un dat like THud was tiny man. THud not norm like tiny people but des un stick up fer THud. THud now like des tiny man. THud wonder if all tiny people gud?
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« on: February 22, 2008, 06:22:45 pm »
THud go walkie. THud find dey lady Lee THud like Lee. Lee and THud talk. Lee ask wut THud do. THud was jist pickin tings. Lee say she buy mushrums. THud now go look fer mushrums to sell to Lee.
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« on: February 22, 2008, 06:20:16 pm »
THud now go to des town Vehl. THud no like town much. Der be des place of dey dead. Lots of walkie bones. THud smash dem. THud no like dem dey bad tings so THud smash and THud smash and THud smash. Till THud to sleepy to smash. Den THud sleep and smash dem agins. THud use big ax he buy wit shinies to get big ax. THud like big ax, THud gud wit big ax THud keep use big ax to smash tings.
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« on: February 22, 2008, 06:16:32 pm »
In dey town THud meet des bad man. He ask THud if THud want shinies. THud like shinies, so THud say yea. Man tell THud to smash lady's head. THud no do dat THud no gud resun to. Man say den want shinies oder way. THud say yea. Man take Thud to fight half-orc called Mukuman. Dey man want fight to die. THud no do dat THud wreastle dey orc. Den man say sumting THud no like cuz man mad to fight to die. Den man jist give THud 100 shinies and leave THud. THud take shinies and leave. Lader THud see Muhkuman agin THud and Muhkuman try kill kolbolds. THud and Muhkuman smash kolbolds gud.
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« on: February 19, 2008, 10:40:49 pm »
*the hero runs into a Dragon's lair and breathed on a set on fire*
MMM! Something smells good!
*Burnt to death*
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« on: February 18, 2008, 04:23:20 pm »
Wanted: New gravedigger one with a strong back and good work effort. Please turn in applications at to Stiff's mortuary.
Stiff's Mortuary you stab em' me slab em'
Stiff's Mortuary they die we dig!
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« on: February 18, 2008, 04:20:55 pm »
Wanted: Evil minons who will work for almost free. Need to be able to work on weekends and even some holidays. (Taking over the world is a full time job) Apllicantes will need to travel, so its a great way to see the world until The Dark Lord takes over it. Travel oppurtunties, free ale, and all the loot you can carry!
Please bring resumes to Overload Inc.
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« on: February 16, 2008, 05:02:42 pm »
What are the odds of that again
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« on: February 10, 2008, 03:57:30 pm »
*looks around to see if there would be anyone to see him and then slowly and quietly whispers* 52.....
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« on: January 09, 2008, 07:01:59 pm »
Well Yes, I have been researching on LORE and info I can get lol about the Dark Elves and the The Deep. I am doing research on for a bio. for a PC. I am trying to tie into this character someone that was at one of these battles. At least the attack on Port Hempstead.
P.S. I have a few more questions sense in The Deep there is no sunlight (obviously) How do the Dark elves and really all of The Deep races no when a day has happen? How does one tell how long a day is? and If they don't have a way to determine this how can any PC of any The Deep races have an age if they have no meaning of time?
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« on: January 08, 2008, 12:57:04 pm »
Ok Sorry from now on I will only refer to them as Dark Elves. Anyway Could some one please leave a link of where i could get more info. about the battles between the dark elves and the cities.
Thank You
Krug
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