The World of Layonara
In-Character Forums => Rumour Has It => Topic started by: Dorganath on June 14, 2008, 02:13:38 am
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"No I'm telling you, it was really gross....like the man turned to jelly on the inside or something."
"Jelly? What flavor?" *laughs loudly*
"Bah! Listen...he looked like a slow-roasted but undercooked pig, I'm telling you? Only not as appetizing. The craft hall still smells of the man's insides, and Delia's had the windows open for three days now. We barely got him into the wagon and by Deliar's coin purse, Penny was green as spring grass after she got done examining him back at the temple."
*blinks slowly as he listens* "You're serious, aren't you?"
"Of course I'm serious! Just hopin' it's not some sorta sickness...'cause there was bits of him everywhere and a trail of it all the way back to the temple."
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"They 'ad ta scrape 'im off tha street. Bloody shatterd, 'e did."
"Yer daft, ya know dat?"
"Bah! Fell apart loike a roast pig, dey sez. Roight der by de Mariner's docks."
"Tha docks? Ya sure 'e didn' get some kinda rot?"
"Look 'ere...I knows one o' tha guys dat got stuck cleanin' 'im up, and 'e tells me the bloke was cooked!"
"Bah! If ya sez so...It's yer round an' I'm still thirstin'!"