"No I'm telling you, it was really gross....like the man turned to jelly on the inside or something."
"Jelly? What flavor?" *laughs loudly*
"Bah! Listen...he looked like a slow-roasted but undercooked pig, I'm telling you? Only not as appetizing. The craft hall still smells of the man's insides, and Delia's had the windows open for three days now. We barely got him into the wagon and by Deliar's coin purse, Penny was green as spring grass after she got done examining him back at the temple."
*blinks slowly as he listens* "You're serious, aren't you?"
"Of course I'm serious! Just hopin' it's not some sorta sickness...'cause there was bits of him everywhere and a trail of it all the way back to the temple."
