//No one said Gisom was bright (Is that even a real wisdom score?) and his search pattern skills are a bit chaotic!
Gisom leaner, fitter, and sober arrives at the Leringard Arms bent on fixing all three problems. "Now heres the thing Innkeeper, I ran out of drink days ago, I mean I still have some elven wine and sich but real drink is done so get pouring while I tell you a tale. Oh and these nibbles are paid for, but I should say you might want to have a bigger plate if you hope to be busy......anyways ah yes the big bear thing in the woods eh...eh yeah he's Orc food now.
Met the fella lurkin near some fools orchard richt in the Whithorn. He had done fer an ejit o an elf, and worse still a full grown Dwarf too!
I mean he was tough, did fer all my potions he did. I tried the sword first, not worth it's weight in gold no so I took to my double axe now that made better work but I had to put some distance and get my scythe into action. To be fair the big bear could soak up the hits alricht - and wasnae feared of ony thing at all - no it was the big blows wi the scythe put it doon. Not afore he had me bleeding like a little gnome richt enough but thats all ahind us now...it's drinkin toime....better bring me anudder!"
"I'll draw ye a picture later iffn you loike."