I found this piece of toilet paper someone told me is a magical scroll.
Since I didn't use it yet, I'll start an auction on it.
"Black Blade of Disaster" scroll - lvl 9
Starting bid 50'000 trues.
Auction to end within a few days (RL) - or when either no more bids are made for a while, or when a suitable price is deemed to have been reached.
Oma Limetree
PS: price will only be accepted in trues - no bribe in any form will be accepted (no need to try and get me drunk... I'll beat you anyway)