Cloak of Fortification for auction

[Skywatcher]

A marvelous cloak has come into my possession I am offering it for auction.  The cloak will protect you from being hit in combat as well as helping out in a variety of other areas.  Bidding will start at 20000 trues

//Cloak of Fortification +2

+2 deflection AC
+2 universal saves
level 14 req

[Polak76]

*The dark from of Alandric Vensk Materialises out of the gloomand approaches the advertisement.*

I will call your starting bid for 20,000 true.
Dr Vensk

[Pseudonym]

Clarissa, I did just miss you on your way out of the hall, catching the most insufficient of glances of your fair countenance as your crossed the street, however I was inspired to write this to you,

This morning I watched the sun rise,
I spent the next hour working on words to rhyme,
No more sighs.
My fingers tracing letters on your skin,
He says, words of love
She says, words of sin.
The hungry look in your eyes,
The glimpse of your hungry soul.
Open your soul, Open your eyes.
Is it that I have no conscience?
Or, am I the first to just accept?
Allow yourself to be happy,
I want to write a poem
where the second line doesn't end
in a synonym for chasteness.
I want to write a poem
about when Toran Himself covers our entwined forms with His smile,
and a cloak of fortification.

25,000 true

Arkolio de'Averlain

[Skywatcher]

*shakes her head reading the poem*  

Well you have to admit he's consistent.

Out of his wishful thinking mind but..

Consistent.

[Skywatcher]

//This auction will end Saturday at 2300 GMT assuming a stable bid by then.

[Pseudonym]

Ms Clarissa,

Chastity, a virtue you embrace? Is it more important than charity? Nevermind. I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go. A little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me. [size=-2]// *the sound of Freddie Mercury turning in his grave* //[/size]

Though you coldly spurn my advances, I shall console myself with the comforting warmth of my new cloak.

Regards,
Arkolio de'Averlain

[Skywatcher]

Congratulations Arkolio.  Let me know a good time and place to meet for delivery.  Please select a public location.  Thanks.