*a notice is posted*
Please don't pick the one called Farros. We booked him for my son's birthday party and he was a complete lecherous horror! He spiked all the children's fruit punch, threw up on the cake, in a drunken rage he chopped the pony in half and then told the children innapropriate stories about violent decapitation and dirty limericks. He tried doing magic tricks, but the clown he sawed in half is now very dead... all the children are still having nightmares! We got our money back, but for the love of all sanity, don't hire this man!
-A Concerned Mother
